Max is boring!

[line6man]

Dammit Max! Stop being so boring and indifferent to absolutely everything!
Who else thinks Max has no interest in anything?

Here is an example:

Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
ok
did it make you feel happy, or sad, or angry or confused when the link did not open?
MarioGamer99 says:
none.
Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
how does that make you feel?
do you feel irritated when I'm talking?
MarioGamer99 says:
nope
Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
then I'm not trying hard enough
do the sight of attractive breasts change your mood?
MarioGamer99 says:
nah
Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
ok, how about telecaster rocking?
MarioGamer99 says:
Nah
good music can sometimes, but not always
Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
ah! we're getting somewhere
do you grimmace in pain or fear when you hear heavy screamo death metal blasted into your ears early in the morning as you wake up?
MarioGamer99 says:
nope
Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
do you feel funky like you need to take a bath or study harder in school when you hear George Clinton?
how about when I sent you that video of the fata** with man t*ts? did you suddenly have strong feelings about obesity?
MarioGamer99 says:
I probably didn't watch it
Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0xgRA_Sk0&feature=channel
MarioGamer99 says:
no thanks
Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
do you feel disgusted or uninterested?
MarioGamer99 says:
uninterested
Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
if you had to replace that emotion with something else, which emotion would you choose and why?
dammit! you are too boring!
I'm going to have to pay a psychitrist to ask you these questions, then he can come up with a label for you and prescribe some medication
*psychiatrist
I'm going to post this conversation, is that cool?
MarioGamer99 says:
What part?
Joseph R. K. DeSimone says:
all of it
MarioGamer99 says:
sure

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[Mor Paul]

This obviously bothers you more than it bothers me.

 

[line6man]

This obviously bothers you more than it bothers me.

What were you expecting? I go into a mad rage if a picture frame is crooked in my house. Everything bothers me. :blob7:

 

[JaySwear]

This obviously bothers you more than it bothers me.

:laughing11: i think i see the indifference!

 

[tubby.twins]

What were you expecting? I go into a mad rage if a picture frame is crooked in my house. Everything bothers me. :blob7:

At least the picture frames behind that guy (?) in the video are straight...

 

[line6man]

What were you expecting? I go into a mad rage if a picture frame is crooked in my house. Everything bothers me. :blob7:

At least the picture frames behind that guy (?) in the video are straight...

I was too busy vomiting in disgust to notice if they were straight enough.

 

[OzziePete]

I got the impression that one of the two conversants came out of that looking an idiot and it wasn't Max.   :cool01:

 

[CrackedPepper]

That whole exchange was just... odd.  It felt like I was reading a reprint of the old ELIZA program which was an early (mid-1960s) attempt at artificial intelligence (for those of you who have never heaard of this check out:  http://nlp-addiction.com/eliza/)

 

[m4rk0]

This is what happened to Max:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dLuEY6jN6gY

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

That whole exchange was just... odd.  It felt like I was reading a reprint of the old ELIZA program which was an early (mid-1960s) attempt at artificial intelligence (for those of you who have never heaard of this check out:  http://nlp-addiction.com/eliza/)

I checked that out.  It was strange.  At times, it was very 'Nando-esque gramatically challenged.

 

[Soylent]

> Tell me more...
* no.
> Are you sure?
* yes, you tell me more.
> Oh...  tell you more?
* please.
> OK... "yes, me tell you more". Tell me more.

I agree.  :laughing7:

 

[CrackedPepper]

But not totally unlike the original posted conversation right?  Check out the ELIZA version (I've substituted "Max" for Eliza's answers while I play the role of line6man).  Here is an excerpt:

Line6man:  do you feel disgusted or uninterested?
Max: You're not really talking about me, are you?
Line6man: if you had to replace that emotion with something else, which emotion would you choose and why?
Max: Oh...  had to replace that emotion with something else, which emotion would me choose and why?
Line6man: dammit! you are too boring!
Max: Do you sometimes wish you were too boring?
Line6man:  I'm going to have to pay a psychiatrist to ask you these questions, then he can come up with a label for you and prescribe some medication
Max: Do you enjoy being going to have to pay a psychiatrist to ask me these questions, then he can come up with a label for me and prescribe some medication?
Line6man: I'm going to post this conversation, is that cool?
Max: How long have you been going to post this conversation, is that cool?

 

[m4rk0]

* what is your opinion on Luke ?
> What do you think?
* He's a wanker
> Tell me more...
* he wanks
> OK... "what is my opinion on Luke". Tell me more.
* he's a wanking wanker
> That is quite interesting.

 

[Soylent]

What's my opinion on marko? He's a chimping chimp.

Ha!

Line6Joey, you are starting to scare us.

 

[Soylent]

Line6man's name was changed to preserve his private life.

Also to emphasize that he's crazy.  :icon_jokercolor:  :laughing7:


Captain Crazy says:
I'm starting to scare you all? lol
Luke says:
PLEASE DON'T HURT ME
Captain Crazy says:
lol!
what?
Luke says:
JUST TAKE THE MONEY AND LEAVE ME ALONE
Captain Crazy says:
send me $100
you know my PayPal address, send me the money
Luke says:
HE'S GOT A GUN!
HIDE MAX!
Captain Crazy says:
ROTFL!
you people are all weird, every one of you
Luke says:
yes... us...