BroccoliRob
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hey party people. how y'all been doing? Haven't been 'round lately cuz my life partner broke her hip a while back ago, but she finally got to come home this week. wild times when I was out shopping for ambulatory supplies in preparation. went to 3 stores including Straub's and could not find decent toilet paper! crestfallen (that means when u feel sad or defeated--not when a crest actually falls, lol don't ask me where words come from) I went to Staples to get some printer paper and lo and behold, that place sells toilet paper and paper towels. Bonus!! who knew? #NotMe so I find the last twelve (12) pack of TP and scarf it up. but then this little old lady sees me grab it and screams "God****it. I need toilet paper!"
"well look," I says to her, I says "I'll buy it and split it with you."
so, here I am with a little old lady in a Staples parking lot divvying up a pack of Charmin like a couple of dealers splitting a stash! then she hands me a 20 and asks if I can make change. I'm under 50 so ofc I don't have paper money but now she and I are laughing so hard at this situation we can hardly stand it. I'm like, "nah, it's on the house."
She says, "do you party?"
"h*ll yeah I party"
so now I'm sitting in a '05 corolla with a 79 year old hippie hotboxing in the Staples parking lot. I give her her 6 rolls of TP and then roll out.
i love this city
so what's new with you?
"well look," I says to her, I says "I'll buy it and split it with you."
so, here I am with a little old lady in a Staples parking lot divvying up a pack of Charmin like a couple of dealers splitting a stash! then she hands me a 20 and asks if I can make change. I'm under 50 so ofc I don't have paper money but now she and I are laughing so hard at this situation we can hardly stand it. I'm like, "nah, it's on the house."
She says, "do you party?"
"h*ll yeah I party"
so now I'm sitting in a '05 corolla with a 79 year old hippie hotboxing in the Staples parking lot. I give her her 6 rolls of TP and then roll out.
i love this city
so what's new with you?