Ugly Production Guitars
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Nando Vallart
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Wyliee said:
What the hell had you mind??? :tard:
Superlizard
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Wyliee said:OK, I'll play. I almost bought one of these way back in my youth....
Ah the 80's... they all touched us in some way... and left us scarred.
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A lot of people look back at the 80s and laugh. Boy George, do you cry?
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I'm not sure this counts as either a guitar or as production (ok, technically it was in production, they might have even sold four or five.)
Superlizard said:line6man said:Superlizard said:c'mon keep 'em pouring in... let's see what other travesties are out there.
(shure glad I ain't gots the delta blooze! I think it comes with alzheimer's or sumptin')
What the hell is that‽ :tard:
Disturbing, innit? Someone needs painting lessons... the old hag face just doesn't work for me.
Hell shes purdy fer a Mississippi Delta girl hahaha
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OzziePete said:
Found the pic and got the scanner working.......me at 17 or so. :laughing7: (Proof the guitar existed I suppose..)
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JaySwear said:Max said:Ha, I kinda like it
i love it! that thing is awesome! headstock is eh, but honestly even with it that thing is badass
My hatred for this instrument is more from my total and utter hatred for the man and the band that it is featured in!
Better than the Grateful Dead, you say Trey? I wish Trey would fill up his syringe with like 3 more stamp bags than usual and ride the cloud all the way into the big dirt nap. Better than the Grateful Dead. Phuck Fish!
Look man I had a really rough night and I just can't stand the phucking Eagles! I feel the same way about Fish as The Dude did about the Eagles.....
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BigBeard said:
Phuck Fish! Ugliest guitar ever!
Fix the headstock, make the body a bit more symmetrical, skip the F holes, skip the chrome covered pickups, put a tremolo bridge on it and make it a solid body and it would be a great guitar.
I don't think I like the concept of a fancy wood backside with a plain top though. :dontknow:
line6man said:BigBeard said:
Phuck Fish! Ugliest guitar ever!
Fix the headstock, make the body a bit more symmetrical, skip the F holes, skip the chrome covered pickups, put a tremolo bridge on it and make it a solid body and it would be a great guitar.
I don't think I like the concept of a fancy wood backside with a plain top though. :dontknow:
Or soak it in kerosene and start a nice bonfire with it!
some wonderfully horrific photos on here. Have to say i think the black squire strat with humbuckers is beautiful as is Trey's Paul Languedoc. The Languedoc guitar, in my opinion is extremely appealing in just about every aspect. Obviously going for gibson hollow-body qualities with asymetrical bouts / 70's Fender Starcaster inspired. I think the headstock is genius, the shape and the bridge as well.
