Ugly Production Guitars

[line6man]

I don't know, how do you get a hippie pregnant?  Is it different than the standard way?

Oh yeah, it's way different.
You put your *stuff* in a syringe so she can shoot up to get pregnant.

 

[pabloman]

No you put it on her feet and let the flies do the rest.

 

[AGWAN]

ooooooooh...

 

[pabloman]

ALL HIPPIE JAM BANDS SUCK!! Hey do you know how to get a hippie pregnant?

Totally right, all hippie jam bands suck.  That's why I listen to the Grateful Dead...... they weren't a 'hippie jam band'  :icon_thumright:  I will go round in circles with you all week on this subject Pabloman  :icon_tongue: all in good fun  :toothy12:

In these circles would we be weaving in and out with our hands in the air barefooted in the mud with tie dye shirts on smelling of cloves and patchouli oil?

 

[AGWAN]

I guess I'll tell Maggie you aren't interested then...

 

[pabloman]

Good thing I have a foot fetish huh arty07:

 

[AGWAN]

Oh, her feet are amazing.

 

[AGWAN]

No. I don't have a clue what she is doing there.

 

[Death by Uberschall]

I guess I'll tell Maggie you aren't interested then...

First pic she's HOT! 

Second pic she reminds me of Judson Earney Scott from "The Wrath of Khan". And as much as I'm a Star Trek fan, I'm NOT that big of a fan!!  :tard:

 

[BigBeard]

I guess I'll tell Maggie you aren't interested then...

Looks like she's about to run her tongue around the bottom of that 'mic' if you smell what I'm steppin in!  She's a little hottie hippie girl!  If I wasn't married, I'd definately risk getting hepatitis from her  :icon_thumright:

 

[line6man]

I guess I'll tell Maggie you aren't interested then...

Looks like she's about to run her tongue around the bottom of that 'mic' if you smell what I'm steppin in!  She's a little hottie hippie girl!  If I wasn't married, I'd definately risk getting hepatitis from her  :icon_thumright:

She has the chest of a preteen boy. :dontknow:

 

[AGWAN]

LMAO you guys are great!

 

[JamesL]

I'm personally not a fan of big tits. But that's me.  :blob7:

 

[AGWAN]

Well, Maggie is like... 4,10

she really couldn't... move.

If she had big boobs.

 

[JamesL]

Well, Maggie is like... 4,10

she really couldn't... move.

If she had big boobs.

See? petite girls are the best  :icon_thumright:

 

[pabloman]

I know this girl that is 4'11" and she's sportin a pair of double D's. She's 145 lbs. but that's the kind of girl I need. You know, one that can take a punch. arty07: A donkey punch!

 

[AGWAN]

Maggie was grabbed by a guy at one concert.

she bit him. he screamed.

we all were pleased.

I'd ask her to marry me... but I've barely ever talked to her...

and she's a hippie... so I think marriage is out...

And she seems to like girls a little more than guys... so the competition is stacked...

why punch... when you have sharp little teeth?

 

[clearerphish]

The Gibson SG Supreme. Like a regular SG, but with sour cream.

I'd buy one right now if I could. I LOVE them.

 

[clearerphish]

Ha, I kinda like it

i love it! that thing is awesome! headstock is eh, but honestly even with it that thing is badass

My hatred for this instrument is more from my total and utter hatred for the man and the band that it is featured in!

Better than the Grateful Dead, you say Trey?  I wish Trey would fill up his syringe with like 3 more stamp bags than usual and ride the cloud all the way into the big dirt nap.  Better than the Grateful Dead.  Phuck Fish!

Look man I had a really rough night and I just can't stand the phucking Eagles!  I feel the same way about Fish as The Dude did about the Eagles.....

I support your right to hate Trey's guitar but I am pretty sure he never ever ONCE said "Better than the Grateful Dead". Ever.

 

[Graffiti62]

Recent thread peeps were talkin' 'bout ugly guitars.

Now I'm a huge fan of the 70's, but even so there are some aspects that just shouldn't be revived.

One fine example is this, the Ovation Breadwinner - butt fugly and the name is just plain... (what's that French word? hah):

Believe it or not, Eastwood is actually re-manufacturing these things:

But when I think of ugly stuff in the guitar world, I gotta think of the tail-spinning plane wreck in which is Gibson guitars:

And, as a word of warning, I'll advise anyone on hallucinogens to turn away now, as we examine the freakout in which is the Zoot Suit SG:

Personally, I'm bugged with the Zoot Suit in general--aside from the mescaline-trip inspired stripe job, the pickups lookin like they were potted with used cinnamon chewing gum. I'll admit that it is a little cool to have clear pickup tops, but there's really a reason that nobody has done it in the past.