I vote for
this one, but have them recut the headstock to a Warhead...
Prettiest Rosewood I've ever seen (and with no markers to boot), over a very fine hunk of curly roasted Maple neck meat. It's delightful. It's delicious. And thanks to the miracle of torrefication, it's de sugar-free. What's not to love?
Guaranteed you'll be the first kid on your block to have one, and you can sneak up on contenders by saying "It's just Rosewood over Maple. Nothing special." When they pass out from shock after seeing it, you can grab their wallets and pay off your credit card.