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I'm reminded of a quote from Southpark. "There's a time and place for everything, and it's called College."
Caught my stepson in bed with our rhythm guitarist's daughter....
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If he has a girlfriend already, I would smake him one. Also I would smake him ones until he is a little older. 14 is too young to be smooching in his room. Maybe on the playground or something would be ok 
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back2thefutre said:If he has a girlfriend already, I would smake him one. Also I would smake him ones until he is a little older. 14 is too young to be smooching in his room. Maybe on the playground or something would be ok
The 41 year old me says they should be separated but I have to admit that by 14 I had already done the deed so I can't really fault the kid. I'm so thankful I don't have any kids, especially a daughter. I can already see my first encounter with my daughters new boyfriend.
Him: Hi, Mr. Mullins, I'm (put boy's name here)
Me: Hi, nice to meet you (put boy's name here). I just want to tell you one thing. I have a gun and I'm not afraid to go back to prison. Have a nice night out and have her home by 10.
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You all have me terrified. My sister and I are very close and she just turned 11. In the last two years she's gotten bored with catching snakes and building tents and suddenly started caring about her clothes and hair and wearing nail polish. I got her a cell phone for her birthday, but it has parental controls on it. I know all of her friends and as long as she brings home A's I stay off her back.
It seems odd to many how we work, especially since I moved out four years ago, but she has this attitude (that I love) of, "My parents are stupid, but my big brother rocks." Which means I'll be the one cleaning the shotgun on prom night.
Keep your sons out of Missouri. I'm a crackerjack shot.
It seems odd to many how we work, especially since I moved out four years ago, but she has this attitude (that I love) of, "My parents are stupid, but my big brother rocks." Which means I'll be the one cleaning the shotgun on prom night.
Keep your sons out of Missouri. I'm a crackerjack shot.
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knucklehead G said:
With a shotgun, you don't have to be.
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True, but with a full choke on a semi-auto Remington you can reach out and touch someone. I was on the trapshooting team in high school. I think I'd let the boy run a bit an think he got away.
you're actually kinda lucky so far. that was normal curious kid and worried parent behavior 11 years ago when i was his age. for the most part not much happened. now it seems like the youth around here is a little more miss guided than then. i cant repeat stories i hear about what happens in the local schools and such. lets just say many of them beleive bill clintons views on what is sex and more importantly whats not. as well as what's acceptable.
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hannaugh said:
Hahaha, right?
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Max said:
I'm still friends with ALL my exs except one. Perhaps when you're older, I can explain the benefits.
For the record, I was worse than the stepson in question, but I wasn't stupid enough to talk back to parents about it. My wife's father once chased me out of their house while loading a shotgun. We were 14. He now loves me, but I don't think he would have if I'd have been an arrogant little brat about why it was ok to be in bed with his daughter. I got up and ran like a real not-quite-a-man-yet.
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You really love your 4chan.
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Slippery slope. I'm ashamed that I understand what you mean, haha. I recently chastised a friend for his 4chan... um... porn collection. When the legal system catches up with the interwebz, lots of guys are going to be in trouble.
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