Welt time to seige the momelay battle for the frets on Warhead boatneck 24-fret 24.75". ordert frets ends straight up because it's the only starting point that CAN get you to perfect hot doggie hemispheres. Paid for the whole dam fret, mise well g'em. Tragically - :sad1: - everything from here on in is colored by this G-D carp-tunnel trigg-finker ATTACK OF THE TENDON MONSTER shit, I gotta have PROCESSES to save the digies for music, not blow out their last little gasps on frig fretwork/stare at the wall. Be wet/dry abrasipapes ALL frets long now, they never chew teeths, diffie-grits = absolute predictability. AbSalut GOOT.... Shrap'nl suck-suck, cairf cairfzalls - spekcles going mape/mape shrapn DIRTY - xotics cute, but no mape/mape quartz CEnTURY, frik'nolt. Mapemape - there's some reason to suspect they can sound pretty O.K. Huhahuhahahah I know I know, I GET it doukie-heads - I got po-doukie on my P-bass, an jes you name the 10 finest-sounding guitar solos ever recorded on an afro-bolo-doukie... why, it've been looking hard at the "sanding stick" or what diffs people call them, it's a neat idea with the belt slices, but they're frucking wiggly and SOFT wobblezhits and you do have to bear down on the stainless frets unless you're make summer-long performance-art kinda installation thinktank outta your dam frets (it has happen befofoteen days and i got twentyFOURzits not twozits dribblezhits no mo. Fingkies).
http://www.stewmac.com/shop/Tools/Sanding_Tools_and_Supplies/Fret_Dressing_Stick.html?actn=100101&xst=3&xsr=6767
I have a 1/4" stainless chisel just beltsize chizz w/carbons don't like so the new plans to round the tip dresstickiwise n use the sand beltzer rings from StewMackie or anysome. Whar. I really really was planning on hitting the Mack-tempie this round, needing bones and finding the String Lifter so unbearably cute as to... dam I only got ONE?
http://www.stewmac.com/shop/Nuts,_saddles/Special_tools_for:_Nuts_and_saddles/String_Lifter.html?actn=100101&xst=3&xsr=1447
Butzen, see McFeely's chisel and plane sharpening system based around the self-stickie papers, another one of those nifty things I wish I'd had 30 years ago:
http://www.mcfeelys.com/icatalog/master/F/140#VIEW
So I can get a bag of five dinklidinkly little belts from Stew-Mac for $3.58. Or McFeely's $14.10 gets me 6" of stickie paper... by SIXTEEN FEET. Get yer grind on... :icon_thumright:
Granted Stewie is the King of the Mountain, $23.45 for fret rockers. I umm, kinda, ooh...
drew out an Art Alternatives cut-acrylic 4" triangle;
http://www.artsupply.com/Acrylic-Triangles-4-60-degree_p_65012.html
they go up to 14" for the bass player in the family, those though do go for a bit more than the 4's $2.09. If plastic gives willies, hark the X-Acto! http://www.hobbylinc.com/htm/xac/xacx7725.htm
Alas, even my guys at LMII kinda go off the rails for a bit of straightness, 20 bills for this?
http://www.lmii.com/CartTwo/thirdproducts.asp?CategoryName=Fretting&NameProdHeader=Fret+Height+Gauge
They make up for it with this though:
http://www.lmii.com/CartTwo/thirdproducts.asp?CategoryName=Fretting&NameProdHeader=Fret+Leveling+Kit
a board and two straight things, how droll.
Drawiesamestuf, gunz 'n' jewlztn carzameSTUF. Twentiznortzie$ for 11 feelers now, GETTING SMALLERS! Evercatlo, how even FIND fellers with ELEVEN, have to TEKZUM OUt! HaHa, sellzm to Yurpmetricks!
STAINLESS STEEL DRESSING STICK that didn't wiggle all around like a cheap plastic piece o' when you LEANED on it a little, in the odd case you wanted to, like, get some WORK accomplished, now THAT I might pay $20 bucks for. Hint, Stewie.
HELLMONSTER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNLJabydryo&feature=g-vrec&context=G29a0970RVAAAAAAAAAg
HOW TO RUIN $24$ FRETS IN $24$ SECONDS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Fret ERASERS:
http://www.stewmac.com/shop/Fretting_supplies/Polishing_and_abrasives/Fret_Erasers.html
you gotta be kidding, this time fo reel stewie?
Yo: http://www.ebay.com/itm/Vintage-BRUNING-ELECTRIC-ERASER-Mechanical-Electric-Drafting-Drawing-Draft-Tool-/230755525629?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item35ba19e3fd
got two, one loaded with Pink Pearls one w/Magic Rub sticks. mofo.
We've only been using the 79c Pearls for 40 years, since they were 29c. $30 color-coded Stewierasures! Man I wanna go work there I'll bet they have just as much fun as the TV producers in H-wood, just laughing their asses off making this shit up
"I wunner, H-Ha-H-how, howm any meridins is dere!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAAARRRGHaaaaaa......
(insane peals of laughter fade as gagged, greased & ducktailed interns are lead in on leashes and taught to caper and twirl for abalone bits.)
