Band name suggestions

[whitebison66]

Live Donkey Show

 

[AGWAN]

^that

 

[ptirman]

It use to be the young things got on stage with you        Did somebody marry her?  :laughing7: :laughing7: :laughing7:

You need to make sure to get that same lady on stage with you.. in the same outfit!

Funny thing was she was my g'friend at the time. Haven't spoken to her in 30 years.

I'm really liking CB's suggestion - Free Beer Tonight. Essentially it will be and I'm freakin paying for it!

 

[mayfly]

ok guys,  Here's the worst band name of all time - and this is a real band name that 'an associate' I new was actually in.

Ready? here goes:

"Fluid Exchange"

Really makes you want to go see em  :tard:

 

[ptirman]

I knew a group called Loogie. They weren't very popular either.

 

[Edin]

>> 911 BAND <<

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

The Burdens

 

[Death by Uberschall]

The LifeLine Band
The Bed Panners
The Incontinent Band
Assisted Living
Back to Diapers Band

 

[m4rk0]

One foot in the grave
"I don't belieeeeeeeve it"

 

[ptirman]

OK here goes: I have received 141 suggestions. Thanks! There is some great creativity in this forum.
They can be broken down into basic forms with purely random examples as follows:

Collection of people (most fell into this category) -
WWI Veterans, The Rheumatism Men, The Old farts band, rockin uncles

A collection of people with a leader: Hugh Hefner and the Smoking Jackets, Little  Pud and the Rhythm Pigs
Things: Smooth Pureed, The rattling false teeth

Themes - The great majority related to Geriatrics and is really hilarious. Amongst the Geriatric theme there is:
  Age itself: I was the first kisser of your Gramma, Centrum Silverchair, Osteoporosis Ain't Leave [sic] Me Alone, The Grateful Not-Quite-Dead featuring Geriatric Garcia, courtesy of St. Germains Old People's Home
  Incontinence: The Incontinent Band, The Back to Diapers band, The Blessed Flatulence  
  Memory loss/ dementia: I forgot where I put those names
  ED: Cialis and the Viagra Boys, The Sex Fossils

Sex and genitalia: Well Hung Performance, Ticket to Ride Her, Under the Covers Band (a personal favorite of mine!)

Alliteration - The Man-o-taurs and the Malevolent Murder Mazes, Freddy Fart and the Constipated Four

There were so many I'm not sure what to do. I'm sending the list to the rest of the band and we'll "Woodshed" as they say in Arkansas and come up with a final 10 and I'd love to put it up for a vote if that is OK for this forum unless people want me to post the entire collection?

btw I think this is my 100th post, a milestone has been reached.

 

[bagman67]

To push it just a tiny bit further - rather than "The Incontinent Band," how about something classier -

The Incontinentals

peace

Bagman

 

[CrackedPepper]

http://www.bandnamemaker.com/

 

[lafromla1]

The Pirates of Men's Pants 

 

[ptirman]

http://www.bandnamemaker.com/

The forum approach is much more fun, plus they would stay away from subtle innuendos which I think is a great part of it. Thanks for the suggestion though.

 

[Death by Uberschall]

The Thrill is Gone

 

[Cagey]

The Pirates of Men's Pants   

ROTFLMAO! I gotta write that one down...

 

[ptirman]

The Pirates of Men's Pants   

ROTFLMAO! I gotta write that one down...

I laughed out loud too. My fiance thought people might wonder about us though.

 

[Cagey]

The Pirates of Men's Pants   

ROTFLMAO! I gotta write that one down...

I laughed out loud too. My fiance thought people might wonder about us though.

I'm not worried. It'll come in useful for talking about a gaggle of waiters, or a flock of Catholic priests, a clutch of actors, a pack of hairdressers, or a bevy of Apple users. "Look, honey! It's the pirates of men's pants!" <grin>

 

[lafromla1]

When I worked in a bowling pro shop during college, there was a league on Saturday nights and that was one of the names of the teams.  I've never forgotten that name as it still makes me laugh out loud.

 

[CouchSpud]

Something Pretentious