Here's a chat I had with a friend talking about things that bug me.
(7:59:39 PM) Max: bad music
(7:59:55 PM) Max: squeaky shoes
(8:00:20 PM) Max: pet hair on my jacket
(8:00:31 PM) Max: ugly websites
(8:01:21 PM) Max: dim lightbulbs
(8:01:32 PM) Max: people who ARE dim lightbulbs
(8:02:14 PM) Max: country music
(8:02:16 PM) Max: rap
(8:02:32 PM) Max: my brother's hair
(8:03:20 PM) Max: getting out of a car (and stopping the radio) halfway through a song
(8:03:27 PM) Max: forgetting the song's title or the artist
(8:04:15 PM) Max: not having the obscure song of the day
(8:06:51 PM) Max: missing a string on a guitar
(8:07:20 PM) Max: slow internet
(8:07:35 PM) Max: cold trumpet mouthpiece
(8:07:57 PM) Max: static on the radio
(8:08:06 PM) Max: (that sounds like a cool band name...)
(8:10:31 PM) Max: excessive use of the word "like"
(8:11:13 PM) Max: morons
(8:11:16 PM) Max: morons in space
(8:11:21 PM) Max: cowboy morons
(8:11:29 PM) Max: moron goes to Washington
(8:11:57 PM) Max: people who can't pronounce words, with separate syllables
(8:12:05 PM) Max: incorrect, punctuation;
(8:12:23 PM) My Friend: Sounds like parody movie titles...the moron ones.
(8:12:20 PM) Max: badly written papers
(8:12:23 PM) Max: That was the idea
(8:12:36 PM) My Friend: I loved it. It made me laugh.
(8:12:58 PM) Max: People who argue just to argue
(8:13:12 PM) Max: people who can't even understand that not everybody's the same
(8:13:35 PM) Max: People who think the Beatles suck
(8:13:42 PM) Max: my brother.
(8:14:11 PM) Max: PEOPLE WHO USE "LIKE" like, IN THEIR, like, WRITING.
(8:14:13 PM) Max: like
(8:15:00 PM) Max: I prefer the broken English of a guy from South America to someone who's lived in America for 15 years and can't speak correctly
(8:15:45 PM) My Friend: You definitely fixed my mood.
(8:16:46 PM) Max: People who don't let others listen to what they want to
(8:16:52 PM) Max: People who listen to crappy music
(8:16:59 PM) Max: People who are hypocrites
(8:17:09 PM) Max: People who are contradictory
(8:17:36 PM) Max: "Gangsta's" who live with mom and let mommy buy them shoes and underwear
(8:20:29 PM) My Friend: heh.
(8:21:02 PM) Max: People who compose emails with shrthnd
(8:21:47 PM) My Friend: with what?
(8:21:50 PM) My Friend: oh
(8:21:51 PM) My Friend: haha.
(8:22:00 PM) My Friend: sorry
(8:23:03 PM) Max: no prblm
(8:23:07 PM) Max: *np
(8:23:46 PM) Max: You know.. I have actually seen my old girlfriend write an email, then go back and delete letters because the other girl is used to txtspk
(8:24:28 PM) My Friend: Heh. It gets annoying sometimes.
(8:24:32 PM) Max: I bugged her about it
(8:25:19 PM) My Friend: Haha.
(8:26:42 PM) Max: I also don't like large crowds
(8:31:43 PM) Max: desks with one short leg
(8:31:47 PM) Max: music stands that sink
(8:32:21 PM) Max: pencils that roll of desks
(8:38:17 PM) Max: people who use "it's just not right" as an argument
(8:39:25 PM) Max: People who say they love a song, but don't know that the song is a cover!
(8:39:36 PM) My Friend: people who pretend to be better than everyone due to their many insecurities.
(8:39:42 PM) Max: Well, I've got a lot of insecurities
(8:39:45 PM) Max: so you suck
(8:40:04 PM) My Friend: Lol.
(8:40:26 PM) My Friend: Funny.
(8:46:26 PM) Max: People who think politics is actually rooted in fact somewhere
(8:46:42 PM) Max: People without a sense of humor
(8:47:10 PM) Max: people who order a hamburger with no cheese, no ketchup, no mustard, nothing.
(8:48:03 PM) My Friend: people who ask for a cheeseburger without cheese.
(8:48:40 PM) Max: you mean a hamburger
(8:48:41 PM) Max: no
(8:48:47 PM) Max: a cheeseburger without cheese
(8:48:56 PM) My Friend: exactly
(8:49:03 PM) My Friend: they call it a cheeseburger
(8:50:22 PM) Max: modern rock anthems without solos
(8:51:02 PM) Max: IT'S THE FREAKIN' CLIMAX
(8:51:08 PM) Max: as in turning point
(8:51:16 PM) Max: AND the sexiest part
(8:51:43 PM) Max: oh, and people who misspell the EMFASIZED word.
(8:54:26 PM) Max: seriously.
And an addition… I hate stickers from past elections promoting the losing person. It bugs me. Along with my dad pronouncing Episode as Apisode. Argh.
(7:59:39 PM) Max: bad music
(7:59:55 PM) Max: squeaky shoes
(8:00:20 PM) Max: pet hair on my jacket
(8:00:31 PM) Max: ugly websites
(8:01:21 PM) Max: dim lightbulbs
(8:01:32 PM) Max: people who ARE dim lightbulbs
(8:02:14 PM) Max: country music
(8:02:16 PM) Max: rap
(8:02:32 PM) Max: my brother's hair
(8:03:20 PM) Max: getting out of a car (and stopping the radio) halfway through a song
(8:03:27 PM) Max: forgetting the song's title or the artist
(8:04:15 PM) Max: not having the obscure song of the day
(8:06:51 PM) Max: missing a string on a guitar
(8:07:20 PM) Max: slow internet
(8:07:35 PM) Max: cold trumpet mouthpiece
(8:07:57 PM) Max: static on the radio
(8:08:06 PM) Max: (that sounds like a cool band name...)
(8:10:31 PM) Max: excessive use of the word "like"
(8:11:13 PM) Max: morons
(8:11:16 PM) Max: morons in space
(8:11:21 PM) Max: cowboy morons
(8:11:29 PM) Max: moron goes to Washington
(8:11:57 PM) Max: people who can't pronounce words, with separate syllables
(8:12:05 PM) Max: incorrect, punctuation;
(8:12:23 PM) My Friend: Sounds like parody movie titles...the moron ones.
(8:12:20 PM) Max: badly written papers
(8:12:23 PM) Max: That was the idea

(8:12:36 PM) My Friend: I loved it. It made me laugh.
(8:12:58 PM) Max: People who argue just to argue
(8:13:12 PM) Max: people who can't even understand that not everybody's the same
(8:13:35 PM) Max: People who think the Beatles suck
(8:13:42 PM) Max: my brother.
(8:14:11 PM) Max: PEOPLE WHO USE "LIKE" like, IN THEIR, like, WRITING.
(8:14:13 PM) Max: like
(8:15:00 PM) Max: I prefer the broken English of a guy from South America to someone who's lived in America for 15 years and can't speak correctly
(8:15:45 PM) My Friend: You definitely fixed my mood.
(8:16:46 PM) Max: People who don't let others listen to what they want to
(8:16:52 PM) Max: People who listen to crappy music
(8:16:59 PM) Max: People who are hypocrites
(8:17:09 PM) Max: People who are contradictory
(8:17:36 PM) Max: "Gangsta's" who live with mom and let mommy buy them shoes and underwear
(8:20:29 PM) My Friend: heh.
(8:21:02 PM) Max: People who compose emails with shrthnd
(8:21:47 PM) My Friend: with what?
(8:21:50 PM) My Friend: oh
(8:21:51 PM) My Friend: haha.
(8:22:00 PM) My Friend: sorry
(8:23:03 PM) Max: no prblm
(8:23:07 PM) Max: *np
(8:23:46 PM) Max: You know.. I have actually seen my old girlfriend write an email, then go back and delete letters because the other girl is used to txtspk
(8:24:28 PM) My Friend: Heh. It gets annoying sometimes.
(8:24:32 PM) Max: I bugged her about it
(8:25:19 PM) My Friend: Haha.
(8:26:42 PM) Max: I also don't like large crowds
(8:31:43 PM) Max: desks with one short leg
(8:31:47 PM) Max: music stands that sink
(8:32:21 PM) Max: pencils that roll of desks
(8:38:17 PM) Max: people who use "it's just not right" as an argument
(8:39:25 PM) Max: People who say they love a song, but don't know that the song is a cover!
(8:39:36 PM) My Friend: people who pretend to be better than everyone due to their many insecurities.
(8:39:42 PM) Max: Well, I've got a lot of insecurities
(8:39:45 PM) Max: so you suck
(8:40:04 PM) My Friend: Lol.
(8:40:26 PM) My Friend: Funny.
(8:46:26 PM) Max: People who think politics is actually rooted in fact somewhere
(8:46:42 PM) Max: People without a sense of humor
(8:47:10 PM) Max: people who order a hamburger with no cheese, no ketchup, no mustard, nothing.
(8:48:03 PM) My Friend: people who ask for a cheeseburger without cheese.
(8:48:40 PM) Max: you mean a hamburger
(8:48:41 PM) Max: no
(8:48:47 PM) Max: a cheeseburger without cheese
(8:48:56 PM) My Friend: exactly
(8:49:03 PM) My Friend: they call it a cheeseburger
(8:50:22 PM) Max: modern rock anthems without solos
(8:51:02 PM) Max: IT'S THE FREAKIN' CLIMAX
(8:51:08 PM) Max: as in turning point
(8:51:16 PM) Max: AND the sexiest part
(8:51:43 PM) Max: oh, and people who misspell the EMFASIZED word.
(8:54:26 PM) Max: seriously.
And an addition… I hate stickers from past elections promoting the losing person. It bugs me. Along with my dad pronouncing Episode as Apisode. Argh.