Gee, I seem to have missed lot of fireworks... goopy, ploppy brown "fire"works? I have been a bit lost in space, who woulda thunk that at my age a dedicated walnut/bloodwood SLIDE guitar + a cheap Digitech RP250 modeler + a not-so-cheap Pigtronix Infinity looper could jack me back to those 9-hour practice days.... I must confess, I have been a "model
or" of sorts for a very, very long time. :sad1: Remember Tom Scholtz's original "Rockman" thing, guaranteed to sound like "Boston-in-a-box"? It actually sounded worse, which is quite a trick when you consider that
Boston sounded like... the Allman Brothers, as played by the robot from "Lost In Space." (Speaking of goop, Boston and the rapid, near-Mansonian shifts of the whole Jefferson Starshitt family were my first clue that something had gone terribly, terribly wrong with rock 'n' roll.)
And the Zoom 505 II... apparently some of the newest Zooms are quite amazing, especially as, mentioned somewhere above, you turn OFF the amp models and just use the effects. But they just can't escape the lingering miasma laid down by those hideous 505's... Where I got aboard many years ago, I had reached the howling point trying to get anywhere more than two stompboxes to work together without a ridiculous amount of fiddling, just to get ONE combination to work right. This was way before you could just buy switchers right out of a magazine - internet? Huh? There were some rumored magicians like Pete Cornish in England and that LA guy, but there was a big move on to giant racks - which sounded more awful the more stuff put in them. ANY time you plug three preamps into each other you have destroyed "volume sensitivity", the ever-popular BOSS pedals are the worst at that - ON and OFF, that's about it.
Two fundamental problems (still!) each stompbox has it's own amplifying/buffering jacks/housing all that stuff; most stomps to this day don't have anything like a "blend" control that lets you add, say, screaming fuzz, at, a 5% level.... so you're stuck with bi-amping already. More cords, jacks, boxes. And then Digitech's lovely Genesis 3 popped with a great chorus, great delays, great reverb, internal bi-amping, Line 6 POD's got more press but to this day Digitechs sound like the musicians had veto power over the engineers, rather than vice-versa.
There are some things to learn, like: turn off everything. Turn on one thing, see what it sounds like, what all the knobs do. Turn it off, turn on another thing. Etc. Use what you need. ONLY... (?) Digitech's latest chip they call the "AudioDNA2"; swell, they couldn't help but notice just how many "learned" "intelligent" "musicians" simply insisted that individual stompboxes just always sound better, because they just do, so; Digitech started building their "Hardwire" series of stompboxes. For $160, you can buy a box that has just the reverbs from their $99 RP155 modeler. For another $150, you can buy a Hardwire delay that has just the delays from the $99 RP155... Overdrive, sure! Chorus, great! And they must sound better, because they're selling like crazy, they get great reviews, they really do have the rever... well never mind.
The other thing to consider is that even if the current crop of modellers or emulators can't reproduce perfect clones, they still sound exceptionally good in and of themselves
<- and this. None of the "classic" tones existed in a vacuum, they were chosen by musicians to fill up a certain range, space, impact with an intended emotional content, contrast with something else.... I've read a few reviews of the various machines where the reviewer proudly sat down in front of the Premier Guitar or Guitar Player staff playroom and one-by-one went through comparing a modeler or sampler to as many of the different "real" amps as they had. And I think, Gosh! What a great job! and Gosh! What a stupid review, with about the least applicable information possible.
Sometimes to sneak the best performance out of a modeler you have to "think like an engineer." I get into mild contretemps over at the Steel Guitar Forum, because those guys automatically stick a modeler - any modeler - on the "Fender Twin Reverb" setting, because old Twin Reverbs were/are great steel amps, in fact sometimes the cleaner silverface ones are better - that old 10-or-12 string C6th tuning needs so much headroom it can eat bass amps, some of them. But an
engineer sees a "Twin Reverb" as an 85-watt
tube amp, and starts arranging the drive characteristics around that. If you can find a 100-watt HiWatt model, much better, because even engineers know HiWatts stayed clean all the way up. Or, the little bi-amp trick of the Genesis 3 and the later POD's lets you run a dead-clean JC120 with a somewhat over-stimulated Marshall 100 watt, with a single knob to control the
blend of 'em.
And everybody knows that speakers are compressors, right? And all tube amps function as compressors, in fact every stage of gain adds some to some degree, so if you have any hope of getting a modeler to do something familiar, you need to figure out it's compression hoo-hah, right? I guess I've been lucky, in that I had a couple of things work right for me. One was, using a SWR SM-500 bass amp as, essentially, a PA amp of my own - it's got fairly simple but effective controls over upper and lower midrange and the ratios of that to everything else, and after that - I just don't CARE if it sounds like anything but "good" and "effective" and, ummm, "not-sucky." Besides the obvious point of this:
Yeah I don't want to read too much about the AFX, because I know I'll want one, and I definitely can't afford one
Unless Seymour Duncan wants to give me big piles of cash to write about how he & Larry DiMarzio & Kent Armstrong & George L. stole everything they know from Bill Lawrence, pretended they invented it themselves and then threatened expensive lawsuits to "protect" their intellectual content - patenting "ZEBRA COILS?!?!" - well yikes. It might just take a little while to pay for itself.... Besides that, the main problem I would have was once I got it to do about four things really well, I wouldn't have any use for the other 11,293 noises it would do. Don't they get...
moody sometimes... like
real tube amps?
Without a "hum/squawk/BZZZT!" randomizer/spookifier in there somewhere, it just
couldn't seem real.