LORD, WON'T YOU BUY ME A NEW WARMOTH NECK?

[Hbom]

You all know the tune so feel free to sing along.
(if ya don't recognize it, check with Pearl, she'll fill you in)

Oh, Lord, won't you buy-me a new rosewood neck?
My friends all play customs, this old standard is a wreck.
I played maple all my life, it's sure hard to make the switch.
So, Lord, won't you buy me that new Rosie neck?

You can write as many verses as you feel fit. I got lucky with verse 1 :blob7:

A package was shipped to you on 12/23/2011 via U.S. Postal Service
Warmoth Guitar Products, Inc.

Thank you Santa.
Thank you Warmoth

Wishing you all a Very Merry Christmas and a great 2012

 

[Cagey]

Oh, lord? Won't you buy me a new Flying V?
My friends all play Gibsons - they're makin' fun of me!
Played Strats all my lifetime, each day until three.
Oh, lord? Won't you buy me a new Flying V?

 

[DustyCat]

Oh Lord won't you find me a way to combine these,
Strat Tele LP Firebird VIP,
Jagstang looked so cool 'till I saw the 'Z.'
"f" holes would be sweet on a hollowbody
Two tone (spalted) Gonçalo Alves on spalted satin Canary.
Oh lord won't you buy me a body for my beast!  :toothy10:

 

[Jusatele]

Lord won't you buy me a new 335
my friends all play LPs how am I to survive
If ya get me this axe, I'll play it night
Oh lord won't ya get me a new 335