AprioriMark said:
I kid! I'm just waiting patiently for the guitar necks that my wife claims to know nothing about... though I'm not allowed in her closet and they disappeared from the showcase moments after she asked me about my favorite fret wire and if 12 string necks should have the thinner strings above or below the thicker ones. I'm like a giant 5 year old waiting.
-Mark
Here's a story for ya, Mark. Kind of along the same lines as your little message there.
It was fall 2004. My band always practiced at this studio near my house. The studio is a guitar shop up front with about 5 or 6 practice studios in back. I go in one day and there is a pink Music Man Axis EX on the wall priced at $600.00 (give or take with the exchange rates). Anyway, I'm not a big fan of pink but the top was immaculately flamed and the neck had that friendly "You can really shred on me" look to it. Plus, I just love Music Man guitars.........and at that price, how could I turn it down?!?!
So I tell the guy that runs the place that I want the guitar but I didn't have any money on me at the moment and asked him if he would hold it for me until the following week when we come for our next practice. He was like "Yeah, no problem". Let me take a step back here and let you know that a few years earlier they had this Les Paul with the most gorgeous top on it that I had ever seen. I played it, liked it and told them I'd buy it. Asked them to hold it for me. I came back the next week and it was sold. I was bummed at the time but it didn't bother me real bad because it saved me $2500.00. Anyway, I really wanted this Music Man. So, I go back the next week, walk in, look up on the wall and see that the Music Man is gone. I figured they put it down in it's case for me. So I go to the guy at the counter and say "Ok, where's my guitar?" and he says "Ohhh, Jim......sorry. The owners friend came in the other day and really liked that guitar so we sold it to him." I was furious!! This happened once before with that Les Paul. Anyway, I threw a fit on that guy on how shitty their practices are etc... etc,,, how I asked him to hold it , he said he would, they sold it blah blah blah. I went on and on chewing this guys ass out. I then told him that we would not use their studios anymore and I would do any of my guitar shopping elsewhere. How could they do that to me? I'd been a loyal customer there for years. God only knows how many thousands of dollars I contributed to that place. Anyway, I just packed up my stuff and left. This would have been around early September. May band started practicing somewhere else.
Fast forward, X-mas eve. My wife, girlfriend at that time actually, comes to pick me up from work. I get in the car, give her a kiss and she says "Merry Christmas! Do you want your X-mas present?" I was like "You bet I do!" so she points to the back seat. I look back and I don't think I need to tell anyone what was sitting in the seat. Yes, that pink Music Man. I was like "WTF?? How did you get that?" and she said "I heard you talking to the guy at the guitar shop after practice that night and realized that that would be the perfect gift for X-mas. So I went back the next day and bought it and told him to tell you that he sold it to someone else" She then went on to say "I felt horrible when you were chewing him out but I told him beforehand that you'd probably get really pissed off and to just let you rant and rave.........SURPRISE!"
Needless to say, I grabbed my cell phone and called that guy straight away and apologized for being so hard on him. He laughed. He said it took everything he had not to crack up laughing when I was bitching him out that day. He then gave me a Merry Christmas and told me to enjoy my new guitar.
So there ya go, kids. A MULLY X-mas story.
MULLY
btw, my band was back in that studio the following week :+)