How many bodies and necks does Warmoth produce every year?

[mfhdfn34]

May we speculate on how many bodies and necks Warmoth produces every year?

Looking that some of the shop tour videos on the Youtube channel, it looks like a very big operation indeed.

 

[Cagey]

After consulting Deep Thought™, it appears the answer is 42.

Seems a bit light to me, but what do I know?

 

[mayfly]

Yes the answer is 42.  But they are very *large* bodies and necks.

 

[swarfrat]

More than I can afford.

 

[PhilHill]

Take the average number of guitarists in the USA, divide that by the number of guitarists in the USA who have a job, multiply that by the number of guitar experts on you tube and subtract the number of you tube experts who can read and write. Then apply the Pythagorean theorem. Take the result to the 7th power, and subtract the number of Kardashian fans who have a clue.
This won't give you the right figure, but it will give you something to do while Marketing looks up the answer you want......... :headbang:

 

[rauchman]

E = Body x Neck squared

 

[swarfrat]

E = Body x Neck squared

No - it's only the tele bodies that are squared.

To the OP - you're likely to get nothing but smart aleck answers simply because 1) that information is proprietary to Warmoth, which is a privately held company, and 2) not really of use to any of us except to know that they're in good financial shape with way more demand than they can handle at the moment, and thus are likely to be around for warranties in the future. Go ahead and order, wait, and enjoy.

 

[NedRyerson]

Take the average number of guitarists in the USA, divide that by the number of guitarists in the USA who have a job, multiply that by the number of guitar experts on you tube and subtract the number of you tube experts who can read and write. Then apply the Pythagorean theorem. Take the result to the 7th power, and subtract the number of Kardashian fans who have a clue.
This won't give you the right figure, but it will give you something to do while Marketing looks up the answer you want......... :headbang:

We'll also need to account for bass players since WM also produces bass equipment.

Solving for X:
G₁ = Guitarists in the USA
G₂ = Guitarists in the USA with regular employment

B₁ = Bassists in the USA
B₂ = Bassist who've only quit one band in frustration with the rest of their bandmates (we also don't need to calculate bassists who have regular employment because every bass player has regular employment or else they wouldn't quit bands out of frustration with the emotionally stunted lead guitar players*)

Y₁ = YouTube guitar experts
Y₂ = Literate YouTube guitar experts
K₁ = Kardashian fans who have a clue

Formula is

X = (((G₁ / G₂ × Y₁) - Y₂)² + ((B₁ / B₂ × Y₁) - Y₂)²)⁷

Excluding K₁ in the formula since we already know the value is 0.

(I'm just killing time waiting for my virtual conference session to start!)


* I'm totally joking here. Sometimes bass players quit because of the lead singer.

 

[stratamania]

You also need to factor into your equations of how many employees Warmoth employs for tax purposes versus the Oompa-Loompas in the back room producing items for the showcase special Christmas bonanzas.

 

[PhilHill]

You also need to factor into your equations of how many employees Warmoth employs for tax purposes versus the Oompa-Loompas in the back room producing items for the showcase special Christmas bonanzas.

Dag-Nabbit. I forgot that. Oompa-Loompas put the whole thing on a different level in the space-time continuum. I shall have to recalculate my theorem................  :tard:

 

[swarfrat]

Youtube tag doesn't honor the Embed At Timecode part, but 9:40
[youtube]https://youtu.be/7Z1p7TMPXFM?t=581[/youtube]

 

[DangerousR6]

Take the average number of guitarists in the USA, divide that by the number of guitarists in the USA who have a job, multiply that by the number of guitar experts on you tube and subtract the number of you tube experts who can read and write. Then apply the Pythagorean theorem. Take the result to the 7th power, and subtract the number of Kardashian fans who have a clue.
This won't give you the right figure, but it will give you something to do while Marketing looks up the answer you want......... :headbang:

We'll also need to account for bass players since WM also produces bass equipment.

Solving for X:
G₁ = Guitarists in the USA
G₂ = Guitarists in the USA with regular employment

B₁ = Bassists in the USA
B₂ = Bassist who've only quit one band in frustration with the rest of their bandmates (we also don't need to calculate bassists who have regular employment because every bass player has regular employment or else they wouldn't quit bands out of frustration with the emotionally stunted lead guitar players*)

Y₁ = YouTube guitar experts
Y₂ = Literate YouTube guitar experts
K₁ = Kardashian fans who have a clue

Formula is

X = (((G₁ / G₂ × Y₁) - Y₂)² + ((B₁ / B₂ × Y₁) - Y₂)²)⁷

Excluding K₁ in the formula since we already know the value is 0.

(I'm just killing time waiting for my virtual conference session to start!)


* I'm totally joking here. Sometimes bass players quit because of the lead singer.

Please tell your math to grow up and solve it's own problems.... :laughing11:

 

[swarfrat]

Bass players can't a count past four anyway

 

[mayfly]

Bass players can't a count past four anyway

Except for Geddy Lee, who can count to 7/8.  :headbang: