At the risk of being unpopular, I kinda like it. I think it's the weird pickguard that gives it the Batman vibe, so that might have to go. Either way, it's still better than that reverse-V abomination.
1) make fugly a**ed guitars that not too many people will buy except collectors.
2) stash a few away in a vault somewhere.
3) sell them in 30years as vintage NOS guitars and make a killing on them after they become "classics"