Why yes, I can tell you how to use them. 1) Put strap on strap button. 2) Put gasket on button on top of the strap. That's all you have to do. Your strap will not come off, I tested it.
But back to the beer conversation:
This is why Bevmo needs to be in every state. You can get hundreds of different beers from all over the country and all over the world. Though, you can still order from them and have them ship you the beer or wine or rootbeer keg, or whatever floats your boat at their website.
If you seriously think that there is no "good" domestic beer, you're not looking hard enough, because I have had tons of awesome micro brews. Bud, MGD, and Coors are disgusting, but some of the micro brews are amazing. Fullerton has like 5 places within 5 miles that have 100+ different brews on tap, so I try something new every time.
My favs are anything by Anderson Valley (but especially the Summer Solstice), Pete's Wicked Strawberry Blonde, Alaskan Smoked Porter, Karl Strauss Red Trolley, Old Rasputin Imperial Russian Stout, anything by the Kona Brewing Company, and of course, Stone Brewing is classic. Some of the seasonal Sam Adams are really good on tap too, like the Winter Ale and Old Fezziwig.
I challenge anyone who thinks American beer is all watery to try Stone's Double Bastard Ale... it's like getting kicked in the face by a horse. I usually hold my liquor pretty well, but that stuff makes my face red after half a glass.
If you don't like lager, just say you don't like lager. It is not the right beer for some people, but that doesn't make it watery. It is a difficult style to brew, much more complex than brewing a stout. I would give Grolsch a modest review, I only bought it for the strap locks. But it's not gross, and it isn't weak like Bud, MGD, and Coors or any of the other huge macrobrews that try to rip you off by not using any decent ingredients. It's just a lager.
I prefer amber or red ales and stouts of course, but I like a lager in the right context. A stout is just not what you need when it is 100 outside, and it doesn't go down well with tacos or bbq. That's what lagers are for.
There are hardly any styles I won't drink, but I usually steer clear of IPAs (unless I'm REALLY in the mood for a mouthful of hops) and Belgian ales. I don't know what it is about this one particular Belgian style, but to me it has an aftertaste of tree bark, and I don't like that. Fat Tire is a perfect example of it. It's like when you're in the forest and it rains, and everything smells like wet tree bark... that's what it tastes like to me. Abbey Leffe Blonde tastes like that too. I don't know what it is, it must be some random ingredient that only that style has.
If I'm drinking imports, they pretty much all come from England, Ireland (ah, the land of Beamish Stout!), or Scotland. I also like some German beers and all of the Cooper's brews from Australia.