GAS Alert!!!!

I got married by a judge the first time. Talk about a non-event!

Judge: (to her) You wanna marry him?
Her: Sure.
Judge: (to me) You wanna marry her?
Me: Sure.
Judge: Fine. You're married.  NEXT!

The marriage was equally brief.

Second time was a little more fun - we got the mayor of the town we were living it to do it, and that time a jillion people showed up.

That one lasted 12 years. When we got divorced, my mother was afraid to tell my grandmother (her mother) that it had happened, what with her being a good Christian woman and all. Thought she'd catch some of the blame somehow. But, as it worked out, granny was unimpressed with it all. As far as she was concerned, we were never married in the first place because we didn't get married in The Church. So, how could we get divorced? Her favorite grandson was still going to heaven, although a short stop in purgatory might be in order for living in sin all that time <grin>

But, in either event, I wore proper shoes <grin>
 
I can't think of more appropriate shoes.

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Cagey said:
I got married by a judge the first time. Talk about a non-event!

Judge: (to her) You wanna marry him?
Her: Sure.
Judge: (to me) You wanna marry her?
Me: Sure.
Judge: Fine. You're married.  NEXT!

The marriage was equally brief.

Second time was a little more fun - we got the mayor of the town we were living it to do it, and that time a jillion people showed up.

That one lasted 12 years. When we got divorced, my mother was afraid to tell my grandmother (her mother) that it had happened, what with her being a good Christian woman and all. Thought she'd catch some of the blame somehow. But, as it worked out, granny was unimpressed with it all. As far as she was concerned, we were never married in the first place because we didn't get married in The Church. So, how could we get divorced? Her favorite grandson was still going to heaven, although a short stop in purgatory might be in order for living in sin all that time <grin>

But, in either event, I wore proper shoes <grin>
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Some advice for all your rambling off-topic posts: 1) brevity is the soul of wit and 2) no one gives a shіt.
 
I wore penny loafers to wedding no. 1 (divorced 9 years later), and Chucks to no. 2 (going strong after six years; happily the kinds of issues that led to the demise of no. 1 are not present with no. 2.

A propos of the ACTUAL thread title, the missus (no. 2) and I are negotiating what the first warmoth purchase will be - probably a Tele neck.

And Biggus - dude, just hit "next."  It's the internet - nobody's always on-topic.  At least Cagey spells and punctuates correctly, let's give him some credit!
 
hannaugh said:
I can't think of more appropriate shoes.
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In the unlikely event I ever get married again, it's also unlikely I'm going to stand on ceremony or appearance very much. So, Converse it is! <grin>
 
Biggus Pickus said:
Some advice for all your rambling off-topic posts: 1) brevity is the soul of wit and 2) no one gives a shіt.
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You may rest assured that I will consider your fragile emotions and busy schedule in every post I make henceforth. Or, not <grin>
 
Biggus Pickus said:
Some advice for all your rambling off-topic posts: 1) brevity is the soul of wit and 2) no one gives a shіt.
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:icon_scratch:  Where the hell is this coming from?

Some advice for you:

Get the sand out of your v*gina.  :icon_thumright:
 
I got married in Doc Martens. The JP told me to stand on the right because it was going to be the last time i would ever be right again. :guitarplayer2:
 
i've been wearing the same pair of converse chuck taylors on and off for about 8 years now i guess. whenever i take a step and the shoe bends it looks like the whole damn thing is about to fall apart. it's also one of the slip on shoes with no laces, so it looks especially bad! before that i had neon orange hi tops that i wore all the time. got a lot of compliments on those, but i don't know if it was because people actually liked them or if it was because you couldn't look at my feet without being momentarily blinded by them...

ANYWAY, i've been GASing for a jaguar lately, but the tele i just put together is making me think maybe i don't need anything else! been meaning to take pictures but every time i get it out of the case i end up playing it for hours
 
Nevermind the censor. Endless (and pointless) rants from some batty old man make reading this GUITAR forum needlessly laborious.
 
:dontknow: I really like the fact that people on this forum can talk about more than just gear. It's why a few people from Unofficial Warmoth are on my Facebook while nobody from any forums I use are. Makes this forum more of a community than any other forum I've been on.
 
Biggus, it looks like your vowels are registering slightly differently than anyone else's. If one goes back and replaces the vowels you were using with one on their own keyboard... the censor kicks in. Any other letters can be replaced with no consequence.

Can you PM me a message with all of your vowels?  :laughing7:
 
Well, trolls be damned and to get back on topic, I'm lusting after this ebony over bubinga neck...

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What would be wrong with that on a mahogany Strat body? Stainless railroad ties, Schaller tuners... Mmmm....
 
Never mind; I just bought it. Couldn't help myself. Frees up a mahogany neck, though, if anybody's interested. I'll get some pictures and specs together and put it in the sale/trade folder in a bit. Has silver Sperzels already installed (bought it on eBay).
 
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