Which Jessica?

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Too skinny or not, it might be worth getting the Herp if it's from Alba.  I mean, it doesn't kill you afterall.

On a sidenote, while getting hammered with my Bro-in-law last Friday, he said that Alba is dead to him and Megan Fox is the new "it" girl.  Fox seems like a Turbo Skank to me, she always looks dirty.  I'll give it some time. 

 

[Dan025]

Too skinny or not, it might be worth getting the Herp if it's from Alba.  I mean, it doesn't kill you afterall.

On a sidenote, while getting hammered with my Bro-in-law last Friday, he said that Alba is dead to him and Megan Fox is the new "it" girl.  Fox seems like a Turbo Skank to me, she always looks dirty.  I'll give it some time. 

in the military i had a buddy named fox and his wifes name was megan. she wasn't hot but she was in fact a skank. they're not married anymore.

 

[hannaugh]

Too skinny or not, it might be worth getting the Herp if it's from Alba.  I mean, it doesn't kill you afterall.

Pus filled sores on your genitalia for the rest of your life for a brief sexual romp with some vapid bimbo...  hmmmm

 

[Nando Vallart]

hmmmmm that's a tough decision :laughing7:

 

[erogenousjones17]

Too skinny or not, it might be worth getting the Herp if it's from Alba.  I mean, it doesn't kill you afterall.

Pus filled sores on your genitalia for the rest of your life for a brief sexual romp with some vapid bimbo...  hmmmm

You make it sound so magical.  :laughing7:

 

[m4rk0]

Too skinny or not, it might be worth getting the Herp if it's from Alba.  I mean, it doesn't kill you afterall.

Pus filled sores on your genitalia for the rest of your life for a brief sexual romp with some vapid bimbo...  hmmmm

so when I read this, I was actually listening to this:

Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
'N' grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

 

[JaySwear]

 

[hachikid]

I know it's not a choice, but I don't care. I'll take Scarlett Johansson for the win!

 

[hachikid]

for further reading: http://www.google.com/images?q=scarlett%20johansson&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-a&rlz=1R1GGLL_en___US372&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&hl=en&tab=wi

 

[JaySwear]

I know it's not a choice, but I don't care. I'll take Scarlett Johansson for the win!

thats not fair, i didn't know that was an option! but i totally would too.

 

[FunkenGrooven]

Well for those of you who knocked J Simpson perhaps you should review the tape... 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPtfsk4ETjM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tl8Y3V-TRX4&feature=related

 

[AGWAN]

I like Girls Petite. as Petite as they can be.

Unless I'm drawing them, then I go for Zaftig girls.

whats a Zaftig girl you ask?

THIS.

Curves are just more fun to draw...

But I dig skinny girls IRL, I think like tele said, its a fat guy thing... and while I may not weigh 300  pounds anymore... I'm still fat phobic.

 

[pabloman]

I prefer a nice sturdy girl. One that can take a punch.

 

[bagman67]

I prefer a nice sturdy girl. One that can take a punch.

Wow, necro-post extravaganza.  In any case - you want a girl who can take a punch, you better be able to take one yourself.  Such girls tend to want to defend themselves.  And the fool who messes with one gets what he deserves.

 

[nexrex]

I prefer a nice sturdy girl. One that can take a punch.

Sounds like all my past girlfriends. I'm also a snowboarder, so I tend to attract a lot of tough women who can throw a punch as well

 

[AGWAN]

Skinny girls can throw a Punch, and with those bony little hands... they feel like NEEDLES.

 

[nexrex]

Yeah, its mostly about mental toughness for me. I hate girls that cry over nothing.

 

[The Norwegian Guy]

Alba!

I'm into the ones that's between skinny and normal.
Like my GF, which in my opinion is prettier than anyone of the ones mentioned above.

 

[nexrex]

Alba!

I'm into the ones that's between skinny and normal.
Like my GF, which in my opinion is prettier than anyone of the ones mentioned above.

Yeah somewhere in between is always the way to go. I have a big thing too for brunettes with blue eyes.

 

[AGWAN]

..God i hate you so much right now...



:sad:
I'M SO ALOOOOONE!

xD

indeed, your girlfriend is hot.