Theme guitar

[hannaugh]

If someone gave you the cash and said "You have to build a theme guitar, and the theme has to be ridiculous," what would you build?

I think mine would be based on Tim the Enchanter:

The hard part would be making fire shoot out of the headstock.

 

[Jusatele]

I think mine would be based more on the Middle Ages than the Fantasy Era. Mine would be castles and knights in battle. Maybe the neck would be a jousting pole.

and of course Kate could eat crakers in my bed

 

[Mor Paul]

"Hannah, what is that guitar?"

"There are some who call it..... Tim?"

 

[bagman67]

This guy has some crazy themed guitars - I've been ogling his stuff covetously since the mid-90's.  His website is in disrepair, but what you can still see is very inspiring:

http://girlbrand.com/

 

[swarfrat]

Didn't Prince have a guitar that um it was pretty gross IIRC. Fire could be done, but White Lion comes to mind. I'm a [not at the moment, but missing it badly] volunteer firefighter, and footage from The Station' fire is featured in a number of training classes we go through.

 

[kboman]

I think maybe a tiger theme, or a 2001: A Space Odyssey theme. I'm not sure if the guitar saying "everything is going extremely well" in the middle of a solo would be encouraging or really creepy though...

 

[JaySwear]

I've always wanted a WWII aircraft themed guitar, but that's been done many times very well, so I don't know if I could do it justice. I bought a really cheap acoustic guitar about 2 years ago with the sole purpose of sanding it down and painting it with an aircraft theme, but it never happened. Honestly though I still think that's what my ultimate themed guitar would be about though. I've always been obsessed with military history, mainly the Army Air Corp!

 

[reinhold]

Actually, making fire shoot out of a headstock isn't hard.  You would just need to put a flash paper shooter thingy like magicians use on the back of it.

 

[elfro89]

a porno theme would kick ass. Have a huge pair o bouncin' titties!



NSFW
http://www.musicreport.sk/images/misc/charvel-usa-custom-tits.jpg

 

[JaySwear]

"Color: Perfect Pair" :laughing11:

 

[AGWAN]

So thats what it feels like to be sexually assaulted by a Guitar.

Kinda thought it would be funner, and last longer.

But oh, the themes. I'd like to do one that resembled a classic car, with lots of chrome and pinstriping.

Definitely one thats Miss Mosh themed.

 

[clearerphish]

I would build a LOST guitar. I may even do so some day.

 

[reinhold]

That would be pretty sweet.  I can almost see the Dharma inlays now.

 

[hannaugh]

I'm not talking about a regular themed guitar, I'm talking about RIDICULOUS themes.  The kind of guitar that would make someone go "Oh... okay..." and wonder why you have a Sasquatchcaster. 

A Dharma Initiative guitar would be awesome! 

 

[line6man]

a porno theme would kick ass. Have a huge pair o bouncin' titties!

Peter, in all seriousness, I would change that picture to a link. It's NSFW.

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Never been into anything enough for a theme.  I guess technically, my Warmoths are Fender themed, logos and all.

If I were to do a themed one, a Star Wars "Imperial Emblem" on a Charcoal Mist Metallic body might be neat.  Then again, just writing that felt dorky.

 

[AutoBat]

Pee Wee's Playhouse?

(the word of the day is Guitar!)
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[hannaugh]

Ha, Pee Wee would be amazing!

 

[reinhold]

MY BIKE!!!!

 

[Steve_Karl]

"Oh... okay..." and wonder why you have a Sasquatchcaster. 

That's priceless !