The Hijack Thread.

How fast would you like to go sir?

LUDICROUS SPEED!

"Please evacuate and close all zoos and amusement parks"

 
It's all happenin' at the zoo
I do believe it
I do believe it's true.

--  Simon & Garfunkle
 
Simon & Garfunkle were pretty cool, is he related to Carly Simon?
 
My wife had another productive day at work that included making this pie chart of how we spend our time talking to each other.

PieChart.jpg
 
Super Turbo Deluxe Custom said:
I've got to go bring her up to speed on the this morning's Bear Trap moment.
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Not to get off topic but what type of oil do you use on that bear trap...
 
big bob said:
Not to get off topic but what type of oil do you use on that bear trap...
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This is the hijack thread, so there's no such thing as off topic.  The bear trap moment is a weekly segment on the radio station that makes up 60% of my wife's and my conversations.  A bear trap moment is an awkward conversation or scenario that you find yourself in either by being in the wrong place at the wrong time, saying the wrong thing, or something misunderstood out of context.  They are almost always brought on by small talk with strangers and someone trying to be funny.  Most are avoidable.  Larry David on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is the king of bear trap moments, as is many episodes of "The Office."  Listeners email in their bear trap moment and the hosts vote on the best one.
 
Super Turbo Deluxe Custom said:
big bob said:
Not to get off topic but what type of oil do you use on that bear trap...
Click to expand...

This is the hijack thread, so there's no such thing as off topic.  The bear trap moment is a weekly segment on the radio station that makes up 60% of my wife's and my conversations.  A bear trap moment is an awkward conversation or scenario that you find yourself in either by being in the wrong place at the wrong time, saying the wrong thing, or something misunderstood out of context.  They are almost always brought on by small talk with strangers and someone trying to be funny.  Most are avoidable.  Larry David on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is the king of bear trap moments, as is many episodes of "The Office."  Listeners email in their bear trap moment and the hosts vote on the best one.
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Too bad, I really need to find a good oil for a project in working on. If it wasn't  for a sticking bearing and that damn platypus I would be the ruler of the entire tri-state area!
 
big bob said:
Super Turbo Deluxe Custom said:
big bob said:
Not to get off topic but what type of oil do you use on that bear trap...
Click to expand...

This is the hijack thread, so there's no such thing as off topic.  The bear trap moment is a weekly segment on the radio station that makes up 60% of my wife's and my conversations.  A bear trap moment is an awkward conversation or scenario that you find yourself in either by being in the wrong place at the wrong time, saying the wrong thing, or something misunderstood out of context.  They are almost always brought on by small talk with strangers and someone trying to be funny.  Most are avoidable.  Larry David on "Curb Your Enthusiasm" is the king of bear trap moments, as is many episodes of "The Office."  Listeners email in their bear trap moment and the hosts vote on the best one.
Click to expand...

Too bad, I really need to find a good oil for a project in working on. If it wasn't  for a sticking bearing and that damn platypus I would be the ruler of the entire tri-state area!
Click to expand...

Sorry for being on-topic, but does platypuses eat banana pies?
 
I don't know? There's only one way to find out. To the Zoo!!!!, no wait, to the Bakery, then To the Zoo!!!!!
 
Isn't this where we came in?
sailing on the seven seize the day tripper diem's ready
jack the ripper owens wilson phillips and my supper's ready
lucy in the sky with diamond dave's not here I come to save the
day for nightmare cinema show me the way to get back home again.

(trapped inside this... OCTAVARIUM!)
 
(Root)
Our deadly sins feel his mortal wrath
Remove all obstacles from our path

(Second)
Asking questions
Search for clues
The answer's been right in front of you

(Third)
Try to break through
Long to connect
Fall on deaf ears and fails muted breath

(Fourth)
Loyalty, trust, faith and desire
Carries love through each darkest fire

(Fifth)
Tortured Insanity
A smothering hell
Try to escape but no avail

(Sixth)
The calls of admirers
Who claim they adore
Drain all your lifeblood while begging for more

(Seventh)
Innocent victims of merciless crimes
Fall prey to some madmen's impulsive designs

(Octave)
Step after step
We try controlling our fate
When we finally start living it has become too late

Trapped inside this Octavarium
 
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