The Hijack Thread.

stubhead said:
Hi, Jack!:   :guitarplayer2:
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Speaking of hi-jack, anyone ever seen Free-Jack with Emilio Estevez and Mick Jagger?  Emilio Estevez used to be married to Paula Abdul.  Paula Abdul is on American Idol with Randy Jackson.  Randy Jackson has produced Whitney Houston.  Whitney Houston was married to Bobby Brown.  Bobby Brown was in New Edition.  New Edition was founded by the same guy that founded New Kids on the Block.  Donnie Wahlberg from New Kids on the Block is brothers with Mark Wahlberg.  Mark Wahlberg starred in Rock Star, where Zakk Wylde was in the fictional band.  Zakk Wylde has a song on "Book of Shadows" referencing The Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil" which Mick Jagger sang who was in Free-Jack with Emilio Estevez.  Free-Jack is not to be confused with New Jack City that starred Ice-T, Wesley Snipes, Chris Rock, and Judd Nelson.  Judd Nelson was in The Breakfast Club with Emilio Estevez and Molly Ringwald.  Molly Ringwald was in early episodes of The Facts of Life along with Kim Fields who played Tootie.  Tootie had a recurring role on Different Strokes as Todd Bridges character's girlfriend.  Todd Bridges fought Vanilla Ice on Celebrity Boxing.  Vanilla Ice kind of looked like one of the guys in Color Me Bad, who had a song on the New Jack City soundtrack.  Now that I think about, Jordan from New Kids on the Block was on a season of The Surreal Life with Ryan Starr from American Idol, where Paula Abdul was.  That seaon of the Surreal Life also had Flavor Flav on it.  Flavor Flav was in Public Enemy, which did a song with Anthrax.  Scott Ian plays guitar in Anthrax and is married to Meatloaf's daughter.  Meatloaf is from Lubbock, TX as is Buddy Holly.  Buddy Holly died in a plane crash with Richie Valens among others.  Richie Valens was played by Lou Diamond Phillips in La Bamba.  Lou Diamond Phillips was in Young Guns with Emilio Estevez.  In Young Guns II, Jon Bon Jovi did the soundtrack.  Richie Sambora was in Bon Jovi and married to Heather Locklear.  Heather Locklear was in Spin City with Charlie Sheen.  Charlie Sheen is Emilio Estevez's half-brother.

A Rod once played for the Rangers but is now literally into Madonna.  Madonna was once married to Guy Ritchie.  He directed the movie Snatch.  Snatch starred Brad Pitt.  Brad Pitt was married to Jennifer Aniston.  She was on Friends with David Schwimmer who was in a movie called the Pall Bearer with Gwyneth Paltrow.  Here's where it gets tricky.  Gwyneth Paltrow used to date Ben Afleck who is best friends with Matt Damon who was in Ocean's 11 with Brad Pitt (who also dated Paltrow) and George Clooney.  George Clooney used to be on Roseanne and was chasing Laurie Metcalf (aunt Jackie).  She was in Scream with Courtney Cox, who on Friends with Aniston.  Clooney and Noah Wylie once cameoed on an episode of Friends during their ER days.  Noah Wylie was also in A few Good Men with Jack Nicholson, who was in One flew over the Cuckcoo's Nest with Danny Devito, who was on an episode of Friends.  Danny Devito is married to Rhea Pearlman, who played Carla on Cheers.  Ted Danson was on Cheers and played a retired, recovering alcoholic relief-pitcher for the Red Sox.  I don't know if he would've pitched against the Rangers, but he would've the Yankees, where A Rod is now. 
 
Super Turbo Deluxe Custom said:
Speaking of hi-jack, anyone ever seen Free-Jack with Emilio Estevez and Mick Jagger?  Emilio Estevez used to be married to Paula Abdul.  Paula Abdul is on American Idol with Randy Jackson.  Randy Jackson has produced Whitney Houston.  Whitney Houston was married to Bobby Brown.  Bobby Brown was in New Edition.  New Edition was founded by the same guy that founded New Kids on the Block.  Donnie Wahlberg from New Kids on the Block is brothers with Mark Wahlberg.  Mark Wahlberg starred in Rock Star, where Zakk Wylde was in the fictional band.  Zakk Wylde has a song on "Book of Shadows" referencing The Rolling Stones' "Sympathy for the Devil" which Mick Jagger sang who was in Free-Jack with Emilio Estevez.  Free-Jack is not to be confused with New Jack City that starred Ice-T, Wesley Snipes, Chris Rock, and Judd Nelson.  Judd Nelson was in The Breakfast Club with Emilio Estevez and Molly Ringwald.  Molly Ringwald was in early episodes of The Facts of Life along with Kim Fields who played Tootie.  Tootie had a recurring role on Different Strokes as Todd Bridges character's girlfriend.  Todd Bridges fought Vanilla Ice on Celebrity Boxing.  Vanilla Ice kind of looked like one of the guys in Color Me Bad, who had a song on the New Jack City soundtrack.  Now that I think about, Jordan from New Kids on the Block was on a season of The Surreal Life with Ryan Starr from American Idol, where Paula Abdul was.  That seaon of the Surreal Life also had Flavor Flav on it.  Flavor Flav was in Public Enemy, which did a song with Anthrax.  Scott Ian plays guitar in Anthrax and is married to Meatloaf's daughter.  Meatloaf is from Lubbock, TX as is Buddy Holly.  Buddy Holly died in a plane crash with Richie Valens among others.  Richie Valens was played by Lou Diamond Phillips in La Bamba.  Lou Diamond Phillips was in Young Guns with Emilio Estevez.  In Young Guns II, Jon Bon Jovi did the soundtrack.  Richie Sambora was in Bon Jovi and married to Heather Locklear.  Heather Locklear was in Spin City with Charlie Sheen.  Charlie Sheen is Emilio Estevez's half-brother.

A Rod once played for the Rangers but is now literally into Madonna.  Madonna was once married to Guy Ritchie.  He directed the movie Snatch.  Snatch starred Brad Pitt.  Brad Pitt was married to Jennifer Aniston.  She was on Friends with David Schwimmer who was in a movie called the Pall Bearer with Gwyneth Paltrow.  Here's where it gets tricky.  Gwyneth Paltrow used to date Ben Afleck who is best friends with Matt Damon who was in Ocean's 11 with Brad Pitt (who also dated Paltrow) and George Clooney.  George Clooney used to be on Roseanne and was chasing Laurie Metcalf (aunt Jackie).  She was in Scream with Courtney Cox, who on Friends with Aniston.  Clooney and Noah Wylie once cameoed on an episode of Friends during their ER days.  Noah Wylie was also in A few Good Men with Jack Nicholson, who was in One flew over the Cuckcoo's Nest with Danny Devito, who was on an episode of Friends.  Danny Devito is married to Rhea Pearlman, who played Carla on Cheers.  Ted Danson was on Cheers and played a retired, recovering alcoholic relief-pitcher for the Red Sox.  I don't know if he would've pitched against the Rangers, but he would've the Yankees, where A Rod is now. 
PERFECT! If the thread actually went like that, over a lot of posts, that would be insane!
 
STDC: how are we supposed to follow that up?  Oh, and I need a Kevin Bacon reference in there to feel truly fulfilled.  I make bacon at work everyday, but I don't eat it.
 
this how the post should work-1 person starts with something, like  guitar, then the next person says wood, and the the next says trees, and so forth, thats how it should go
 
Exactly...and why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?  Oh wait, that was in response to your sig line.  :laughing7:
 
Super Turbo Deluxe Custom said:
Speaking of hi-jack, anyone ever seen Free-Jack with Emilio Estevez and Mick Jagger?... 

Lousy movie. Great ending theme song. Scorpions' Hit between the Eyes...Listen below  :guitarplayer2:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9eJeY5gPho&fmt=18
 
There's a pet store at 62nd and Nieman here in Shawnee, KS (suburb of Kansas City MO), that has a big cage in the middle where they occaisonally get "display only" exotic animals.  I've seen baby bears in there, a sloth, kangaroo, etc. 

Right now they have a monkey.  A looney, poo flinging, screeching maniac of a monkey.  Okay, so he's not too crazy, actually fun to watch.  Makes me wish I had a tail.

 
Vol. Knob said:
Right now they have a monkey.  A looney, poo flinging, screeching maniac of a monkey.  Okay, so he's not too crazy, actually fun to watch.  Makes me wish I had a tail.

Is his first name Al and did he lecture you about Global Warming?  :icon_biggrin:
 
Superlizard said:
Vol. Knob said:
Right now they have a monkey.  A looney, poo flinging, screeching maniac of a monkey.  Okay, so he's not too crazy, actually fun to watch.  Makes me wish I had a tail.

Is his first name Al and did he lecture you about Global Warming?   :icon_biggrin:

No, Betty, he did not. 
 
Is Tim going to Oregon?
Does Marko have a giant kid?
Man card.. de we need it?
Can comedians make fun of other cultures?
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