Reporters, pundits, comedians, politicians, etc. all cherry-pick data to make their points. Last place I was at I had 16Mbs service, and it could have gone higher if I wanted to pay for it. Here, I've got 2Mbs service, but the same thing is true - more speed is available for a price. Some areas don't have broadband at all, and some have ridiculously high speeds. So, you have to take what you hear with a grain of salt.
What's most miserable is the final point made in the skit above - 99% of the areas served only have one provider, and they're locked in by legal agreements. That can get sticky, depending how corrupt a local government is. For instance, Detroit didn't have cable at all until about 20 years after everybody else because nobody was willing to come up with a bribe the mayor thought was in line with the potential market (which was not as large as he imagined by any stretch of the imagination). So, no competition means you get crummy service at whatever price point they care to set.