Am I the only one who sees this thread title and thinks of the Far Side? I mean given the Tele's perception by so many as the 'Forest Gump' cousin of the Strat, its even funnier. Not that its deserved or real, of course, just saying I find it amusing.
Interesting enough, if you surveyed wiser, more experienced musicians, they could tell you that the Strat is actually seen as, at best, "the Fonzie" of the Fender family.... it's sort of hard to discount what people like Ted Greene, Scotty Anderson and Danny Gatton achieved musically on the Telecaster while the strat kids were still fixated on the wank bar.