Superlizard
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Orpheo said:Superlizard said:Orpheo said:well, i'm very adamant about this; I hate strats. I don't like the looks, I don't like the sound, I don't like the feel of the body (though I do like the scale length), I don't like the pickups, I don't like the vibe. I want a fat body with lots of growl and lows, smooth and grinding at the same time (at MY command; not the guitar's!), a carved top, 2 fullfat humbuckers with a LOT of output, and an ebony fingerboard, binding, and flashy inlay. aka; a les paul.
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Orpheo said:I cry myself to sleep at night knowing that I will never realize my full potential without a Strat.
I also learned how to do the Moonwalk a la Michael Jackson... I can even do the "hee hee" part. I have the hat and single glove to prove it.
no, not really. I think Jackson is a pettyful man who needs to psychiatric help, and I don't have a hat nor gloves. If I put a hat on, I'd be a slash-wannabe, which I'm not; I think slash is a wanker.
strange, why need to translate something, which was written quite clear. maybe you don't really understand english as you thought you did, or as you hoped you did?
muahahahahahaha :toothy10: