Manly Guitars!

[dbw]

That list sucks.  The correct answer is ten Les Pauls.

something like this?

these are 12 les pauls though...

EXACTLY like that!!!!  12 Les Pauls is 20% manlier than 10 Les Pauls.  You are a walkin' talkin' pile of manliness, Orpheo!   ccasion14:

Edit: Hey, what's that SG doin' there?  WUSS. 

 

[Mor Paul]

That list sucks.  The correct answer is ten Les Pauls.

something like this?

these are 12 les pauls though...

EXACTLY like that!!!!  12 Les Pauls is 20% manlier than 10 Les Pauls.  You are a walkin' talkin' pile of manliness, Orpheo!   ccasion14:

Edit: Hey, what's that SG doin' there?  WUSS. 

It's to make the Les Pauls look even manlier. It's like putting the ugly girl next to the hot one to make the decision even easier.

 

[Orpheo]

That list sucks.  The correct answer is ten Les Pauls.

something like this?

these are 12 les pauls though...

EXACTLY like that!!!!  12 Les Pauls is 20% manlier than 10 Les Pauls.  You are a walkin' talkin' pile of manliness, Orpheo!   ccasion14:

Edit: Hey, what's that SG doin' there?  WUSS. 

I'll be honoust: I sold 4 of the pic (I believe). the the paul is gone, the natural studio is gone, the SG is gone, and the worn brown LP will be gone too, but I dont have their replacements here yet (warmoth LP purpleheart/RW and the 3 crimson).

but a real man-guitar?

what else?

 

[Mor Paul]

That list sucks.  The correct answer is ten Les Pauls.

something like this?

these are 12 les pauls though...

EXACTLY like that!!!!  12 Les Pauls is 20% manlier than 10 Les Pauls.  You are a walkin' talkin' pile of manliness, Orpheo!   ccasion14:

Edit: Hey, what's that SG doin' there?  WUSS. 

I'll be honoust: I sold 4 of the pic (I believe). the the paul is gone, the natural studio is gone, the SG is gone, and the worn brown LP will be gone too, but I dont have their replacements here yet (warmoth LP purpleheart/RW and the 3 crimson).

but a real man-guitar?

what else?

I agree. S/H teles FTW.

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

This may get me banned whereas the wang-caster keeps making appearances.

 

[jerryjg]

This may get me banned whereas the wang-caster keeps making appearances.

I think we'll both get banned when I say I'd like to see Hannaugh play that! Tee-hee! :laughing7:

 

[line6man]

This may get me banned whereas the wang-caster keeps making appearances.

WOW.
I am speechless.

This may well get me banned, but i think it needs a v***na shaped gig bag. You know how you sort of slide your guitar into a gig bag? Well, if you did it upside down or backwards or whatever, the guitar would enter the gig bag a "certain way". :toothy12: :toothy12: :toothy12:

I'll go sit in the corner and think about what i did. :doh:

 

[nathan a]

.....That is probably the grossest guitar I have ever seen! It looks so veiny and .... bloody.

 

[Mor Paul]

.....That is probably the grossest guitar I have ever seen! It looks so veiny and .... bloody.

Guys don't have periods right? I've never had one, and I'm just wondering if I'm pregnant.

 

[JohninSC]

That list sucks.  The correct answer is ten Les Pauls.

something like this?

these are 12 les pauls though...

EXACTLY like that!!!!  12 Les Pauls is 20% manlier than 10 Les Pauls.  You are a walkin' talkin' pile of manliness, Orpheo!   ccasion14:

Edit: Hey, what's that SG doin' there?  WUSS. 

I'll be honoust: I sold 4 of the pic (I believe). the the paul is gone, the natural studio is gone, the SG is gone, and the worn brown LP will be gone too, but I dont have their replacements here yet (warmoth LP purpleheart/RW and the 3 crimson).

but a real man-guitar?

what else?

You mean an OLD man guitar. Teles FTL

 

[line6man]

.....That is probably the grossest guitar I have ever seen! It looks so veiny and .... bloody.

Guys don't have periods right? I've never had one, and I'm just wondering if I'm pregnant.

Well, there was the episode of Southpark where Cartman thought he was having his period.
That was absolutely hilarious.

 

[dbw]

You mean an OLD man guitar. Teles FTL

Pff John, Keith Richards is gonna kick your ass! 

That wangcaster is pretty gross.  It's the pubes that really get me

 

[DocNrock]

That latest incarnation of the wangcaster is just plain wrong.  :tard:

 

[jerryjg]

.....That is probably the grossest guitar I have ever seen! It looks so veiny and .... bloody.

Guys don't have periods right? I've never had one, and I'm just wondering if I'm pregnant.

No Max, guys don't have periods. I think they will probably cover that in this years curriculum. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you arent pregnant, but next time use protection.  :laughing7:

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Don't eat baby food either.

 

[hannaugh]

This may get me banned whereas the wang-caster keeps making appearances.

I think we'll both get banned when I say I'd like to see Hannaugh play that! Tee-hee! :laughing7:

I wouldn't play that because I'm pretty sure I would get chlamydia.  It looks diseased. 

 

[OzziePete]

This may get me banned whereas the wang-caster keeps making appearances.

I think we'll both get banned when I say I'd like to see Hannaugh play that! Tee-hee! :laughing7:

I wouldn't play that because I'm pretty sure I would get chlamydia.  It looks diseased. 

Good grief! Was that the "John Holmes" signature wang caster! I feel somehow inadequate just right now...... :sad1:

 

[Mor Paul]

.....That is probably the grossest guitar I have ever seen! It looks so veiny and .... bloody.

Guys don't have periods right? I've never had one, and I'm just wondering if I'm pregnant.

No Max, guys don't have periods. I think they will probably cover that in this years curriculum. I'm going to go out on a limb and say you arent pregnant, but next time use protection.  :laughing7:

I think that wangcaster needs protection. It looks like it... enjoys the company of barbed wire.

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

By the way, it's long scale.

 

[erogenousjones17]

Eww. That's all I have to say. That and...why?