This thread went from disturbing to VERY disturbing.
That said, i could see Freddie Mercury doing a blistering solo on that Wangcaster, especially if blowing into the tip of it would make, like, a synthesizer solo happen. A Penis Recorder solo. Or an Electric Skin Flute?
I feel dirty now. Did I just catch "tEh gHeY?" Someone please call Sarah Palin to perform a Gayercism on me. I could probably pray/talk her into nailing me in order to make me straight again.