How not to do it
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line6man
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back2thefutre said:
It should be be put into a block of cement and thrown into the sea so it can sink down where no one would ever find it.
I would hate to think that some children could be digging around in the park or something and uncover that thing. Horrifying! Do you want that on your conscience?
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back2thefutre
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yeah dude totally. Actually, I would feel better if it was hurtling through space at very rapid pace AWAY from earth :evil4: :laughing3:line6man said:
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Shoot, you're right. We just can't figure out how to get rid of this thing. I am starting to fear this thing is going to turn out to be like a ouja board- you keep throwing it away and the next day it's sitting on the kitchen table :sad:
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MULLY Letterman's Top 10 List of Things You Could Do With This Body and Neck Combo.
10. Use them to ward off evil spirits.
9. Book ends for a blind person.
8. Make a sympathy poster for retarded kids
7. Put hydraulics on the body and use it as a jack for a car.
6. Hang them outside your house on halloween.
5. Poop on them.
4. Use them as an emergency life raft and oar.
3. Tunnel bracings in a tunnel leading from a Nazi death camp.
2. Prove that Bob Ross really was an amazing painter.
And the number one thing you could do with this body and neck combo...
1. Send them to South Korea to shield them from incoming rockets.
10. Use them to ward off evil spirits.
9. Book ends for a blind person.
8. Make a sympathy poster for retarded kids
7. Put hydraulics on the body and use it as a jack for a car.
6. Hang them outside your house on halloween.
5. Poop on them.
4. Use them as an emergency life raft and oar.
3. Tunnel bracings in a tunnel leading from a Nazi death camp.
2. Prove that Bob Ross really was an amazing painter.
And the number one thing you could do with this body and neck combo...
1. Send them to South Korea to shield them from incoming rockets.
Okay, ages ago... I worked on a VERY old, unusually open grained Honduran mahogany table with an uncle
it was literally PUDDLED with poly.
he bought this finish stripper... that like... if memory serves me... was brushed on. it would then foam up, then stiffen.
After letting it sit for about a day we came back with grout spatula's and scraped the stripper off in sheets... and it sucked the poly out of a lot of the grain.
in big rubbery clumps.
another days work with an Orbital sander... and it was ready to stain.
I have no idea what this product was called. but if It could be found... and if it worked like I remember...
it could save that neck....
of course... like it's been said.
no sane person would pay more than shipping on that thing.
it was literally PUDDLED with poly.
he bought this finish stripper... that like... if memory serves me... was brushed on. it would then foam up, then stiffen.
After letting it sit for about a day we came back with grout spatula's and scraped the stripper off in sheets... and it sucked the poly out of a lot of the grain.
in big rubbery clumps.
another days work with an Orbital sander... and it was ready to stain.
I have no idea what this product was called. but if It could be found... and if it worked like I remember...
it could save that neck....
of course... like it's been said.
no sane person would pay more than shipping on that thing.
erogenousjones17
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"I'd like to put the little b***ard in a sack and toss the sack in a river and hurl the river into space."
Death by Uberschall
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DbU's top ten list of things to do with that neck and body:
10. shred it into tooth picks used for cleaning white dog shit from your teeth
9. kindling for starting that warm and cozy winter's fire
8. send an "I really hate you" package to the guitar player you can't stand to hear play
7. dangling hammer for any number of "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass" boxes
6. put in front of your tires to help get out the mud
5. scratching post for hairless cats
4. prove that no matter how much you polish a turd,.................
3. prove to blind people, that not only can ugly be seen, it can also be felt
2. send to Sandra Bullock to beat Jessie's ass with
And the #1 thing to do with that neck and body,........................
1. market it as a Tammy Faye Baker guide to great make-up techniques
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10. shred it into tooth picks used for cleaning white dog shit from your teeth
9. kindling for starting that warm and cozy winter's fire
8. send an "I really hate you" package to the guitar player you can't stand to hear play
7. dangling hammer for any number of "In Case of Emergency, Break Glass" boxes
6. put in front of your tires to help get out the mud
5. scratching post for hairless cats
4. prove that no matter how much you polish a turd,.................
3. prove to blind people, that not only can ugly be seen, it can also be felt
2. send to Sandra Bullock to beat Jessie's ass with
And the #1 thing to do with that neck and body,........................
1. market it as a Tammy Faye Baker guide to great make-up techniques
:icon_jokercolor:
