I understand your reticence about Teles - I absolutely hated them for many years - but there's a reason that design has had 60+ years of staying power: they're not bad.
Faint praise, I know. But, you'll find that those who accept them become such strong adherents that they'll beat you to death with theirs before they'll let you take them away. It's kinda like a "leap of faith" to take one on, but once you do, you want everybody to join your side.
It's a comfortable instrument that won't fight with you, won't get in your way, and is malleable enough to suit you needs regardless of what they are. So, if you can find it in you to forgive its chubby cheeks and hard lines in order to get the juice, you'll be a happy camper.