So basically, Doghouseman, what you're telling us is the following joke:
Q: What do you get if you take a Tele, give it all the contours, a 24 3/4 neck, humbuckers, and a non-trem bridge?
A: What a Les Paul is supposed to be, but better with comfort and playability at a fraction of the price and weight.
Am I right? (I certainly like what you did!)