Yeah, I didn't have to get any psych evaluations, security clearances, strip searches or anything - there's about a lot of people selling it cheep on Ebay. I just finished mixing up a batch of all-purpose slime to put on my lovely Walnut - it runs about 1 part beeswax wax to 5, 6 parts UNBOILED flax seed (linseed) oil. I also got a (8 oz) jug of that off Ebay - the food-grade stuff. There's gallon jugs of "unboiled" linseed oil* in the hardware store, but I'm not sure I'd drink it.... I had planned on using Howard's Feed-N-Wax, but it's got the ol' petroleum evaporators. I still might try to track down some spiffy aromatic oil - orange? Lemon? NOT the hardware stuff, just pure. Ahhhh, for the stink of it.
If you want to try the actual pioneer prairie varnish, add turpentine. And the walnut STILL needs a moderate sealer - you don't want it soppy wet with oil any more than soppy wet with grease.
*(I have been taking 2 X 1000mg flax seed capsules daily for years now - it was recommend to me by the crafty ol' codger types on the Steel Guitar Forum, to treat/prevent my hands from getting cracked, peely and icky every winter. It works FANTASTIC. An old wives treatment that actually works! Udderly amazing. Cowabunga! You have to get the good stuff, I know GNC's "Natural Brand works, as does "Ultimate Nutrition." Walmart's house brand - does NOTHING.
And then I find that my brother-in-law the eye doctor puts his patients on exactly that dose for 30 days before cataract surgery - soft & supple eyeballs! There's only been two or three times in the last decade that I had to go all drastic - which is the slimy udder treatment for cows called "Bag Balm" ( pure lanolin) smeared all over, then unpowdered plastic gloves, then cloth gloves over that. Sleep on it. When you peel off the gloves, your hands will be so soft and supple babies are going to want to come rub their asses on YOU!)
OK weeners - can you beat THAT for Topic-Drift-of-the-Month? :evil4: