Comparison of Pay Grades. (not Gay Parades, LOL)

[Death by Uberschall]

A mechanic was removing a cylinder-head from the engine of a Harley Davidson Motorcycle when he spotted a well-known cardiologist in his shop.

The cardiologist was there waiting for the service manager to come take a look at his bike when the mechanic shouted across the garage,   'Hey Doc, want to take a look at this?'

The cardiologist, a bit surprised, walked over to where the mechanic was working on the motorcycle.  The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, 'So Doc, look at this engine.  I open its heart, take out the valves, repair any damage, and then put them back in, and when I'm finished, it works just like new.  So how come I make $39,675 a year and you get the really big bucks ($1.5 million) when you and I are doing basically the same work?'

The cardiologist paused, smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic, "Try doing it with the engine running."

:laughing7:

 

[dNA]

Lately i've been really have a lot of dyslexic moments because I could have sworn the title said "Comparison of gay parades" when I first read it

 

[mmarino92]

Lately i've been really have a lot of dyslexic moments because I could have sworn the title said "Comparison of gay parades" when I first read it

Me too!

Reminds me of another story...

One day a man wakes up and finds every toilet, sink and faucet in his house inoperable. Finding himself frustrated after trying to diagnose the problem, he calls out a plumber. The plumber comes, spends about half an hour replacing a small length of pipe, and everything works just fine.

"That'll be $300," the plumber said.
"Three hundred dollars!" The man exclaimed, exasperated. "You were only here half an hour! I'm a brain surgeon and I don't make that kind of money."
To which the plumber replied "Neither did I when I was a brain surgeon."

Buh-dum, ching!

MM

 

[The Norwegian Guy]

In a split second, I thought the title was:
comparison of gay parades
:tard:
:cool01:

 

[dNA]

hahaha. 3 for 3 so far. at least i know i'm not crazy

 

[bigguspickus]

4/4 :toothy11:

For a moment I wondered why anyone would do a comparison of gay parades? Wouldn't they all be pretty much the same?

 

[Paul-less]

Well, I am disappointed. I was hoping to see a thoughtful discussion on what makes some gay parades successes, and others failures, and instead, I get a joke that started out bad :icon_scratch:, and ended great :icon_thumright:.

I did see "comparison of gay parades"

 

[Patrick]

i did not see "gay parades"  :toothy11:

 

[Paul-less]

I wonder what Freud would say....  :laughing7:

 

[Death by Uberschall]

I wonder what Freud would say....  :laughing7:

"Time to come out of the closet!!"  :icon_thumright:

 

[Justinginn]

Yeah I only opened the page to say that's all I saw. Joke was good though. My uncle's like the top cardiologist in a few states from where he lives in North Carolina and he might appreciate it.

 

[jackthehack]

Comparison of Gay Parades:

http://www.google.com/search?q=comparison+of+gay+parades&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-USfficial&client=firefox-a

 

[The Norwegian Guy]

Sorry, but I had to...

 

[Paul-less]

I wonder what Freud would say....  :laughing7:

"Time to come out of the closet!!"  :icon_thumright:

"When you say one thing, and mean you want to have sex with your mother"
                                                                                  -Sigismund Schlomo Freud

"What the hell kind of name is Sigismund Schlomo Freud?"
                                                                              -Paul Less

 

[The Norwegian Guy]

I wonder what Freud would say....  :laughing7:

"Time to come out of the closet!!"  :icon_thumright:

"When you say one thing, and mean you want to have sex with your mother"
                                                                                  -Sigismund Schlomo Freud

"What the hell kind of name is Sigismund Schlomo Freud?"
                                                                              -Paul Less

sounds like something that just escaped from Josef Fritzl's basement...
U know what they say.... BRB, basement

 

[Mor Paul]

Yeah I only opened the page to say that's all I saw. Joke was good though. My uncle's like the top cardiologist in a few states from where he lives in North Carolina and he might appreciate it.

Hey, Justin, I just want to remind you that we're friends. Especially when I get a heart problem.  :laughing7:

 

[DocNrock]

A Neurosurgeon gets called in because a guy has a blood clot on his brain.  The surgeon drills a hole in the skull to evacuate the clot, and the guy survives.  When he gets the bill, he complains to the surgeon.  "Damn Doc, $1000 just to drill a hole?"  The Neurosurgeon replies, "$1 for the hole, $999 to know when to stop drilling."  :icon_biggrin:

 

[Mor Paul]

A Neurosurgeon gets called in because a guy has a blood clot on his brain.  The surgeon drills a hole in the skull to evacuate the clot, and the guy survives.  When he gets the bill, he complains to the surgeon.  "Damn Doc, $1000 just to drill a hole?"  The Neurosurgeon replies, "$1 for the hole, $999 to know when to stop drilling."   :icon_biggrin:

Ha, do you have a lot of doctor jokes?

 

[line6man]

A Neurosurgeon gets called in because a guy has a blood clot on his brain.  The surgeon drills a hole in the skull to evacuate the clot, and the guy survives.  When he gets the bill, he complains to the surgeon.  "Damn Doc, $1000 just to drill a hole?"  The Neurosurgeon replies, "$1 for the hole, $999 to know when to stop drilling."   :icon_biggrin:

You better be jumping for joy if you can have a procedure like that done for $1000 !

My version goes like this:

A Neurosurgeon gets called in because a guy has a blood clot on his brain.  The surgeon drills a hole in the skull to evacuate the clot, and the guy survives.  When he gets the bill, he jubilantly inquires:  "Damn Doc, only $1000 to drill a hole? The medical billing gods have spared me! What a wonderful thing that I won't have to go into debt over my medical bills!"  The Neurosurgeon replies, "I'm sorry, we accidentally amputated your penis before we got to the blood clot in your brain. We've decided to deduct a substantial amount from your bill in the hopes that you won't sue?"  :icon_biggrin:

Ok, it's not funny at all, but I tried. :blob7:

 

[Death by Uberschall]

A Neurosurgeon gets called in because a guy has a blood clot on his brain.  The surgeon drills a hole in the skull to evacuate the clot, and the guy survives.  When he gets the bill, he complains to the surgeon.  "Damn Doc, $1000 just to drill a hole?"  The Neurosurgeon replies, "$1 for the hole, $999 to know when to stop drilling."   :icon_biggrin:

You better be jumping for joy if you can have a procedure like that done for $1000 !

My version goes like this:

A Neurosurgeon gets called in because a guy has a blood clot on his brain.  The surgeon drills a hole in the skull to evacuate the clot, and the guy survives.  When he gets the bill, he jubilantly inquires:  "Damn Doc, only $1000 to drill a hole? The medical billing gods have spared me! What a wonderful thing that I won't have to go into debt over my medical bills!"   The Neurosurgeon replies, "I'm sorry, we accidentally amputated your penis before we got to the blood clot in your brain. We've decided to deduct a substantial amount from your bill in the hopes that you won't sue?"   :icon_biggrin:

Ok, it's not funny at all, but I tried. :blob7:

:laughing7: