RLW said:
"Hello. I'm incredibly wealthy."
Les Nessman
Works every time.
But, if you're looking for women, acoustic + lame/wimpy love songs = success.
Sometimes the truth hurts.
The secret to becoming a babe-magnet is understanding the "Feast-or-Famine Rule of Wimmins".
That is, you either got all sorts of 'em, or none. Here's the trick - make friends with, and hang with some chick that is REALLY hard up to get a guy. Even the fat chick. Even the fat chick with huge dripping boils. And green teeth. Just get yerself a woman to talk to. Talk away... where others can see you, but not hear you. That is... be seen with her. For all you care you can be giving her the recipe to remove the pus stains on her pillowcase. Nobody has to know.
I guarantee, the next thing that will happen, is some more desirable chick will latch on. Its in the genes. Or the jeans. Either way, once you get seen, be prepared for a flood.
The trick is to always keep at least TWO taggin' along, so the rest keep coming at ya.
This is quite similar to fishing for Pompano, or Dolphin (fish) where you always keep a few on stringers behind the boat and the rest just go after anything in the water. Once you catch one, the rest can be caught damn near on bare hooks.
As always, this advice is worth the price paid, and a cheerful refund will be given in full, if it fails to work.