I do an awesome Trey Ansatasio impersonation.
I grab my guitar, stand behind my mic stand, get in position to play, and I jump up and down screaming "I AM A MUSIC MAJOR!!!! I HAVE A DEGREE IN ORCHESTRAL COMPOSITION!!! MY MUSIC IS SERIOUS AND I WORK VERY HARD AT IT!!!! I AM A MUSIC MAJOR!!!!!"
That said, I've seen Phish many times and am a fan. I get a little bored with them when it sounds like Trey is trying to show off his composition and music theory skills. Complex, intelligent, well written, and tightly performed does not always equal something listenable. Songs like Guyute or Divided Sky sound to me like Trey sat down with blank staff sheets and a pen, wrote it all out, before he ever grabbed a guitar to see how it all sounded.
And IMHO Trey sucks witout the rest of PHISH.
PHISH, particularly in the mid '90s, were the tightest and most adventurous band on earth. As their juggernaut began to really take off, they started slipping. And their albums arent that great. Picture of Nectar, is good. Billy Breathes is good , though I think I'm the only one who likes it. Lawn boy, Rift, are good. Story of the ghost, not so good. And Round Room makes me wonder "WHAT HAPPENED?!?!?!?!?!?!?!".
Anyway, i'd rather have a Root Canal, sans any painkillers, than see Trey without the rest of Phish.