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Turn yourself into the hottest guitar star ever for just 99.00

jerryjg

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I'm talking the hottest. Hotter than Hendrix , Page or Clapton. Just 99.00! Think it'll really work?;
QUOTE-"The Epiphone SG Special Electric Guitar Player Pack is everything you need to turn yourself into the hottest guitar star ever. The Epiphone SG Special is made with a bolt-on mahogany neck, basswood body, smooth 22-fret rosewood fingerboard, dot inlays, and chrome hardware...."-END QUOTE
How long will it be before I'm the "Hottest guitar star EVER"?  I don't want to have to wait too long.

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Haha. A friend of mine who was just starting out on guitar actually bought one of those. It was such a piece of crap that we couldn't even get it in tune, let alone have it stay that way. She bought an Ovation acoustic and may or may not have used the SG as firewood.  :laughing7:
 
ErogenousJones said:
Haha. A friend of mine who was just starting out on guitar actually bought one of those. It was such a piece of crap that we couldn't even get it in tune, let alone have it stay that way. She bought an Ovation acoustic and may or may not have used the SG as firewood.  :laughing7:

Ithought it was seriously crazy the way the advertising mind works. Clearly aimed at beginners,it was way over the top, suggesting rock immortality as an angle for buying it- I understand the need to identify with the rockstars for all the small teens,  but  it would have been way more  fair and accurate to say something to the effect of " this guitar is  built in the image the timeless design that shaped the History of Rock n' roll , and that  was used by many rock immortals.
This  set has everything to start you on the road to your own rock history'.
The way they worded the ad instead was just plain Schmaltzy. Then..i guess schmaltz sells.
 
Blue313 said:
What a shame.  That deal used to include a Valve Jr combo amp for the same price.
I should have got that instead, I might of actually been able to afford my warmoth then AND still have an amp that, with modification, could be pretty good.  :laughing7:
 
jerryjg said:
" this guitar is  built in the image the timeless design that shaped the History of Rock n' roll , and that  was used by many rock immortals.
This  set has everything to start you on the road to your own rock history'.

That sounds pretty good! I'll take it!  :eek:
 
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