
I am ALL READY - the walnut bod is all drilled for controls, wiring, the threaded inserts for the back plate are in, the threaded inserts for the front pickup mounting cover are in; the threaded inserts for the bridge(s) are in, one bridge is a Schaller string-through, the other is a topmount Schaller 475, because you can run the strings out the back, into the Hipshot Trilogy - who's threaded inserts are also in.... all sanded to 220-smooth.
Hoo-ray? :hello2: HELL no, because -
The gol dang-nabbit humidity is hitting 55 and 60 at it's absolute driest, afternoons, and it's blowing up every night to at least 95%! I live on the inside edge of the Chesapeake Bay on that gob of land that's hanging off northern Maryland/Delaware, in an area often referred to as "Satan's armpit" (referred to by me, at least, as often as I can). Dorchester County is the largest so-called land mass county in Maryland, "so-called" because half the "land" is under a greasy friggin' swamp. Those clever people who think about stuff like this call it "Wetlands", indeed I'm only a few miles north of the largest "wetlands" wildlife preserve outside of Louisiana.
"Wetlands" = clever, because it's really just a big ol' SWAMP, and somehow "Preserve the Wetlands" sucks out more grant money & goony tree-huggery than "Save the Endangered Swamp Mosquito!" Of which we have, ahem, plenty, thank you. Where's Joni Mitchell and that paving machine just when you need 'em :icon_scratch:
It doesn't even have to be a good Tru-Oil finish, this is the hardest slab of walnut I've even seen and I just want to thin the Tru-Oil way down with naptha or mineral spirits (whichever tastes the worst, I guess) and hit it five or so thin coats just to suck up.... then maintain it down the road with wax and orange oil, whatever's lying around. As far as "protection" the world has far more to fear from this old chunk of walnut than the walnut has to fear from the world, I tried to use a wood rasp on it and it just bounced off... and laughed at me, Go, Woody Go! Mike Curd is a guy who has cut quite a few bods for the Texas-based luthier crowd (when they say "hand-crafted" it don't necessarily mean their own hands :laughing3

Glub, glub, glub. :sad1:
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