The Hijack Thread.

[Mor Paul]

I'm curious how good you guys are at highjacking threads. So, you can respond, and we see how far off-topic we can get, while still going smoothly from one post to another.

So, let's see how I can start...

Faulty locks repaired -- at Gage County Jail

BEATRICE, Neb. (AP) — Faulty cell locks have been repaired at the Gage County jail.

The problem was discovered by guards trying to figure out who cleaned up a tray of food that had been thrown against a wall.

Sheriff Millard “Gus’’ Gustafson said last week that after the inmate threw the food, a guard went looking for cleanup supplies. When she returned, she noticed the mess had been cleaned up — and not by her or any other jail workers.

A guard later noticed that the cell door keyhole could be turned — without the key — just enough to pop the cell door.

Turns out inmates could slide their hands far enough out of the cell door to reach the keyhole.

Jail workers later found another door lock that was so worn that it could be popped open, too.

 

[ildar]

Remember those Master lock commercials where they would shoot the lock and not open it?

 

[GoDrex]

Anyone here ever wipe their fretboard with 3 in 1 oil? I've heard that's what they do at Martin. The psycho that did some... ahem... work, on my guitar put it on my fretboard. Seems fine to me. I wouldn't think to do that.

 

[ocguy106]

I remeber seeing the lock segment tested on Fight Back with David Horwitz and it had to be shot right in the middle. that was my favorite show back in the day. they don't do tv like that anymore???? used to love That's Incredible as well.

 

[Wana_make_a_guitar]

Well I have an uncle called dusty.

 

[blue313]

I remeber seeing the lock segment tested on Fight Back with David Horwitz and it had to be shot right in the middle. that was my favorite show back in the day. they don't do tv like that anymore???? used to love That's Incredible as well.

That's Incredible was worth watching just for Cathy Lee Crosby

 

[Nando Vallart]

Thinking thaat I'm stupid for not selling my car for my brother for 20k 6 months ago, now the table price is 19k and it's been sold on market for 15k or 16k...
Damn crisis...

 

[Mor Paul]

Don't forget to try to keep the posts related to each other, even though straying from the first post is okay.

 

[Wana_make_a_guitar]

I remeber seeing the lock segment tested on Fight Back with David Horwitz and it had to be shot right in the middle. that was my favorite show back in the day. they don't do tv like that anymore???? used to love That's Incredible as well.

I like TV. Just about to watch a movie on it. Movies are good.

 

[tfcreative]

You know what movie I liked when it came out? Die hard.

 

[kboman]

You know what movie I liked when it came out? Die hard.

Die Hard is awesome, too bad the fourth one was so lame.

 

[Mor Paul]

Sequels are never as good as the original.

Bruce Willis also does music. I've never listened to it, but I expect it's not great.

 

[DangerousR6]

Sequels are never as good as the original.

Bruce Willis also does music. I've never listened to it, but I expect it's not great.

I like Bruce as an actor, but he can't sing worth a F--k...

 

[blue313]

He played a little harp on it I think.  But he's no John Popper

 

[dbw]

John Popper ROCKS.  I love Blues Traveler.  Did you know he lost like 200 pounds with a gastric bypass surgery?

 

[SkuttleFunk]

W is the best US President ever, and O grovels at the mere thought of his greatness!


(this oughtta be hard to top  :laughing7

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[jackthehack]

I work for one of the world's largest multi-national corporations with employees and third parties I work with in nearly every time zone globally. Often people unfamiliar with the U.S. would ask me to try to explain Bush. I've always told them that both elections were stolen and that Bush was really just an extremely life-like animatronic puppet, and whatever he said on a given day was determined by who had their hand stuck up his ass making his lips flap. This always seemed to make more sense to them than anything else they'd heard or read....

 

[Mor Paul]

Kinda like a muppet...
Kermit rocks.

 

[DangerousR6]

I work for one of the world's largest multi-national corporations with employees and third parties I work with in nearly every time zone globally. Often people unfamiliar with the U.S. would ask me to try to explain Bush. I've always told them that both elections were stolen and that Bush was really just an extremely life-like animatronic puppet, and whatever he said on a given day was determined by who had their hand stuck up his ass making his lips flap. This always seemed to make more sense to them than anything else they'd heard or read....

 

[SkuttleFunk]

I work for one of the world's largest multi-national corporations with employees and third parties I work with in nearly every time zone globally. Often people unfamiliar with the U.S. would ask me to try to explain Bush. I've always told them that both elections were stolen and that Bush was really just an extremely life-like animatronic puppet, and whatever he said on a given day was determined by who had their hand stuck up his ass making his lips flap. This always seemed to make more sense to them than anything else they'd heard or read....

dang - you one upped me  :doh:

  :icon_biggrin:

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