Selection of beautiful tits

[CrackedPepper]

Just sayin.

:laughing11: :laughing3: :laughing7:

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

My cock is bigger than yours!

So is your

 

[JimBeed]

Just sayin.

That list looks familiar

 

[-CB-]

...

might as well have some

and as long as we're at it..

too

 

[lafromla1]

and as long as we're at it..

[Jane climbs a ladder]
Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed.



and you want to know why Hannah hasn't been around lately.....  :icon_scratch:

 

[JimBeed]

Its all fun and games.... till the cockrel pecks your eyes from over exposure to cameras :laughing7:

 

[erogenousjones17]

and as long as we're at it..

[Jane climbs a ladder]
Frank: Nice beaver!
Jane: [producing a stuffed beaver] Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Classic. Leslie Nielsen is a genius. Not to mention...wait for it...a Canuck!  :laughing7:

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Not to mention...wait for it...a Canuck!  :laughing7:

We never held that against him.  Now, Michael J. Fox.....

 

[ptirman]

I think we've reached a new low...  :doh:

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:icon_jokercolor:

Nah, we're not talking about

Speaking of low and ice cream:  Johnny is in the class and the teacher says "I have a math question." "If there are 3 birds on a wire and a farmer shoots one down, how many are left?". Johnny says "None - the sound of the rifle scares them all away"
Teacher says, "wrong, the answer is 2 but I like the way you think.". Johnny says well I have a question for you. If three young ladies are in an ice cream parlor and one is biting the cone, the other licking the cone and the third is waiting until it melts, which one is married?". The teacher says"The one licking the cone?". Johnny says" No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think".

If this is going to get me banned, please let me know and I'll delete it.

 

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

"Ward, I think you were awfully hard on the Beaver last night."

 

[line6man]

I think we've reached a new low...  :doh:

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:icon_jokercolor:

Nah, we're not talking about

Speaking of low and ice cream:  Johnny is in the class and the teacher says "I have a math question." "If there are 3 birds on a wire and a farmer shoots one down, how many are left?". Johnny says "None - the sound of the rifle scares them all away"
Teacher says, "wrong, the answer is 2 but I like the way you think.". Johnny says well I have a question for you. If three young ladies are in an ice cream parlor and one is biting the cone, the other licking the cone and the third is waiting until it melts, which one is married?". The teacher says"The one licking the cone?". Johnny says" No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like the way you think".

If this is going to get me banned, please let me know and I'll delete it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Co-dms1IAQ

 

[ptirman]

Thanks for sharing the risk! I think that guy did a better job of telling the joke. :laughing8:

 

[Cagey]

 

[BigBeard]

Actually I was expecting this:

 

[AutoBat]

Actually I was expecting this:

but those are teats

 

[line6man]

Actually I was expecting this:

Whoa! That's udderly fantastic!

I want to make her squirt milk and drink it! :blob7:

 

[SustainerPlayer]

Oh boy. I thought I was low. You guys are tough competition.  :redflag: :icon_jokercolor: