Questions too stupid to even be posted in the 'The "Questions Too Stupid To Dese

[B3Guy]

ok, stupid question time . . . Could crop-circles be the work of a cereal killer?

 

[hannaugh]

Cereal killer like "Captain Crunch is a psycho," cereal killer like "the Cheerios told me to kill them all!", or cereal killer like this:

 

[Jusatele]

Yes, look at all those grains they killed knocking down the stalks

 

[Jusatele]

How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood ?

 

[JaySwear]

 

[Cagey]

How many boards would the Mongols hoard if the Mongol hordes got bored?

 

[B3Guy]

The real question is . . . how much woo could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
ALL OF IT.

 

[ptirman]

Hilarious!

Stupid question not in a limerick format but a riddle:

A guy walks up to a photo of a male and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none. That man's father is my father's son". Whom is he speaking about?

 

[Cagey]

A guy walks up to a photo of a male and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none. That man's father is my father's son". Whom is he speaking about?

Himself, of course.

 

[ptirman]

A guy walks up to a photo of a male and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none. That man's father is my father's son". Whom is he speaking about?

Himself, of course.

Actually not. I was wrong too first attempt. Clue: use math substitution concept for him. :icon_jokercolor:

 

[Mor Paul]

His son

 

[ptirman]

His son

Bingo. I thought it was not intuitive.

 

[Cagey]

A guy walks up to a photo of a male and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none. That man's father is my father's son". Whom is he speaking about?

Himself, of course.

Actually not. I was wrong too first attempt. Clue: use math substitution concept for him. :icon_jokercolor:

Math isn't helping me. Perspective does. If he's looking at a picture of himself but speaking in the third person, he would call the man in the picture "that" man, and that man would be the same man as himself, who happens to be his father's son. He's changing perspective again when he says "my" father.

 

[ptirman]

A guy walks up to a photo of a male and says, "Brothers and sisters I have none. That man's father is my father's son". Whom is he speaking about?

Himself, of course.

Actually not. I was wrong too first attempt. Clue: use math substitution concept for him. :icon_jokercolor:

Math isn't helping me. Perspective does. If he's looking at a picture of himself but speaking in the third person, he would call the man in the picture "that" man, and that man would be the same man as himself, who happens to be his father's son. He's changing perspective again when he says "my" father.

I guess I'm more concrete than that which is not complimenting myself, especially when it comes to things like writing songs.

I substitute me where "my father's son" was because only I can be his son if I have no brothers or sisters. So it is: "That man's father is me" after the substitution, making it his son.

 

[JaySwear]

i am my own grandpa.

 

[Cagey]

i am my own grandpa.

I am my own boss, and that's all that matters <grin>

 

[ptirman]

i am my own grandpa.

I am my own boss, and that's all that matters <grin>

I am a legend in my own mind.

 

[m4rk0]

soooooo...

I heard both...but is it Tremeh-lo, Treh-mOlo ?

 

[clewnii]

The real question is . . . how much woo could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
ALL OF IT.

LMAO  =)

 

[Cagey]

soooooo...

I heard both...but is it Tremeh-lo, Treh-mOlo ?

If you're talking about guitar bridges, it's pronounced "Vie brah toe".

Vibrato is a regular variation in pitch. Tremolo is a regular variation in volume or intensity. There's no way to get tremolo with a bridge.