This whole time change thing is severely horking with my swag. Since I work somewhat nights but not quite what folks'd call "night shift", my hibernation periods are askew from general society. i went into Guitar Center today and i could SWEAR (swornly) that there was a dead guy behind the counter. he had a name tag that said "dead" on his GC polo and i could see his teeth rotting. I felt sick and had to leave because I hate dead people and zombie movies are my least favorite movie genre after Hallmark holiday movies, black comedies, and black comedies (the other kind).
but when I went to leave the sliding doors wouldn't slide open and another employee put his hand on my shoulder and said "hey can i help you?". I told him i just wanted to buy some strings but the dead guy at the counter wouldn't ring me up, and he was like "gary's not dead, that's a halloween costume" and I was like "but it's November" and he said "i know, funny right?" and I said "no" and then he laughed and i said "can you open the door?" and he said "maybe" but then it opened anyway and I left and got some comfort food (Five Guys).
it was really stressful and i don't think i'll go back to that location. but it's okay, there are two other GC's in the greater St Louis area but the other thing is that the whole thing might have been one of those sleep-visions. not quite a dream, not quite a nitemare, so like a #sleepmare.
I might email the GC manager anyway to let them know in case it was real. i just want to buy guitar strings and not look at dead people and I think we can all relate to that.