I only let red headed female virgins from Caribbean islands that were raised in catholic convents weaving silk and rolling cigars on their thighs piss on mineDisco Scottie said:So if I'm understanding right, the best way to clean a fretboard is by peeing on it. Do I wipe it off with a cloth, or some toilet paper?
So your fretboard never gets pee'd on then.... :toothy12:Jusatele said:I only let red headed female virgins from Caribbean islands that were raised in catholic convents weaving silk and rolling cigars on their thighs piss on mineDisco Scottie said:So if I'm understanding right, the best way to clean a fretboard is by peeing on it. Do I wipe it off with a cloth, or some toilet paper?
jay4321 said:That's the girl who played for Michael Jackson right? Orianthi (edit: looked her up and yes it's her, checked out some photos...)
I've heard her play a couple of times, but of all the pseudo-celebrity women to point out as hot I don't get this one at all. Maybe the rarity of prominent female guitarists? She's a good looking girl and all, but I'm not sure I see it. If she was walking around your local mall (without the guitar) would it still work? I'd figure it was some kid going back to her job at Hot Topic.