my NIGHTMARE

[dbw]

Bad morning, gang.  I dreamt that I met Billy Gibbons and I was jamming with him on my korina/rosewood/ebony strat... and then I stopped and looked down and my rosewood neck was falling apart in my hand like rotten wood and it also had a huge S-curve in it.

I woke up feeling like sh*t and called in sick.   I must have angered the guitar gods somehow...

 

[chuck7]

how did the boss take the "I had a bad dream, so I cant come in today"?

 

[DocNrock]

Maybe it was the cheap sunglasses? 

 

[dbw]

On further reflection it was Slash not Billy.

Very funny chuck 

 

[bpmorton777]

Every two or three months Ill wake up one morning and just think...it would be nice to play hookie from work today. So I call in sick. You need a break once in a while. Have fun on your day off.

Brian :icon_jokercolor:

 

[RLW]

I once had an employee call in with "I can't come in today, the dog ate my clothes."

A month later she was hauled out of the office in handcuffs by two Texas Rangers, seems she was stealing handicap parking cards and trading them for crack. Just a real special life form.

 

[guitlouie]

In my years as a restaurant manager I have heard some really bad excuses, but I have a hard time deciding which is my favorite, the guy who had something like six grandmothers die in two months, or the chick who called in saying that she and her boyfriend had started drinking and she was just too wasted to came to work today.

 

[David]

They call them sick days, and some days you're just sick of work.  I think that counts.  I have heard other people call them "mental health" days.

 

[RLW]

And the amazing thing is, nobody ever calls in sick on Wednesday, only Monday or Friday.

 

[dbw]

And the amazing thing is, nobody ever calls in sick on Wednesday, only Monday or Friday.

...except me? 

 

[RLW]

And the amazing thing is, nobody ever calls in sick on Wednesday, only Monday or Friday.

...except me? 

You I trust.

:icon_biggrin:

 

[Shmoopie]

yeah, my dad had night terrors from the combo of medications he had to take, now he just has lapses in though in judgment from the constant pain he is in.
he was on chantix to help him quit smoking, and for some reason the doc thought i would be great the through in an antidepressant for if he really needed a smoke, he almost quit, but the night terrors got to him.
now he's on vicodin naproxen and a sedative for his P A D, and the degenerative arthritis in both knees.


but I'm lucky, i don't remember  my dreams :icon_tongue:.   

 

[spauldingrules]

If you were dreaming about ZZ Top, it was probably a nightmare brought on by watching this video:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hMu0rl8vMWQ

Trips me out every time.  Weirdest video ever - TV DINNERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GoDrex]

wow I forgot about that one - they were pretty much phoning it in by that point...

 

[stubhead]

The Ouija board as a serving tray was a nice touch :evil4: :glasses9:

 

[bpmorton777]

Man! ZZ Top doing Synths! You can really tell it came from the eighties. :laughing7:

Brian

 

[RLW]

Man! ZZ Top doing Synths! You can really tell it came from the eighties. :laughing7:

Brian

Sadly, it continues to this day.