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May 14, 2005

mullyman

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The happiest day of my life.

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True love.  Does it really last forever. 

Or does it just seem like forever......
 
Congrats to Mully & Mrs. Mully & also to Big Bob & his missus for their anniversaries. Do you get parole after 15? :toothy11:
 
OzziePete said:
Congrats to Mully & Mrs. Mully & also to Big Bob & his missus for their anniversaries. Do you get parole after 15? :toothy11:

Ha! This reminds me of a joke...

A man is sitting in his kitchen crying. His wife comes in and says "What's wrong, honey? Why are you crying?" and the man replies "You remember 25 years ago, when you were 17 and we were caught having sex in the back seat of my car? And your father said that I had the choice to marry you or go to jail for statutory rape?" his wife says "Well, yeah...." and the man looks at her and says "I would have been released today."

Thank you, thank you! I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip the waitress.
MULLY
 
He should have taken jail.  Maximum sentencing for unforced statutory rape is 5 years, and they usually get out in 2 1/2.  Of course, he would have to be a registered sex offender, and that would probably destroy his whole life.




... Congrats Mully and Big Bob! 

My first anniversary is coming up in a couple weeks.  We have no clue what we're doing to mark the occasion yet. 
 
AprioriMark said:
Congrats Mully and everyone else who's happily married!

-Mark

+1!

We'll be celebrating 20 years this August and have been together almost 23 years.  Dang, I'm old enough to be Max's dad......
 
We're married 5 but together 17. And for what it's worth, we're all old enough to be max's dad. Haha!
 
My dad's around 56.
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And Hannaugh, why not tri a holiday in North Carolina? See the lovli lakes, and the majestik moose.

a moose once bit my sister... no, really. She was karving her initials in the moose with the sharpened end of a toothbrush....
 
I have always wanted to see the majestik moose...  but moose bites kan be pretty nasty, mind you!
 
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