I'm pretty sure I get the award for "most interesting day" today

[Patrick]

box his car in next time

 

[AprioriMark]

Keep in mind that you can become a "preacher" by calling yourself that, and an ordained "minister" with the legal right to marry people for 20 dollars on the internet.  The product he's selling has nothing to do with God, obviously.  Trash is trash, no matter how you dress up the pig.

-Mark

 

[mayfly]

I hereby proclaim myself to be the preacher, no, LEADER of the church of the bender.

All you wammy bar heathens out there, and those floyd (shudder) sinners heed my warning!  There will be no room for you in twang heaven if you do not repent NOW and get yourself a bender tele.  Either that or you can submit a small donation to my new and expanding church so that bender guitars can be created and given to the Chosen Few (i.e. me). 

Repent now!  Avoid an eternity listening to old cheesy metal covers!  My friends, it's only a bent b-string away!

Donations are not tax deductible.

 

[Nando Vallart]

I'd totally scratch the whole fudging car... or something about... how about taking off the pressure of all wheels?

 

[Alfang]

Nonsense, i like the way you think, I used to carry one of them valve stem core remover tools just for situations like that,

I stoped carrying it because deep down inside, and some of you won't believe this, I'm a nice guy and wouldn't do something like that, or would I?

 

[AutoBat]

Keep in mind that you can become a "preacher" by calling yourself that, and an ordained "minister" with the legal right to marry people for 20 dollars on the internet.  The product he's selling has nothing to do with God, obviously.  Trash is trash, no matter how you dress up the pig.

-Mark

i did it for free 10 years ago, and i'm still ordained

 

[TBurst Std]

My fiance` got you beat I think today. On her way home from the beach, she witnessed a fender bender accident. That driver got out with a gun and started beating on the other car with it.

 

[Patrick]

"dont worry, it doesnt have any bullets"

 

[-CB-]

Lets see....

You work there, he works there.  He parked like an idiot, you parked like one trying to prove a point.  Even draw I'd say.

Next - he threatened you with harm.  Immediately call the cops if it happens again.  No ifs ands or buts, have a witness, call the cops and thats the end of the story.

 

[Nando Vallart]

Times like this needs a cell phone that records things... mine does, gotta discover if I can record a call...

 

[-CB-]

Nonsense, i like the way you think, I used to carry one of them valve stem core remover tools just for situations like that,

I stoped carrying it because deep down inside, and some of you won't believe this, I'm a nice guy and wouldn't do something like that, or would I?

hehhe  I got one!~