It has come to my attention that someone else is using my likeness. I would just like for everyone to know that if you see someone who LOOKS like me, but is not, in fact, me, you should talk about how Frank Zappa sucks, how you can't wait to try out coil tapping on your new pickups, pretend not to know who Jaco is, and talk about ground loops.
Thank you and have a nice day.
Thank you and have a nice day.