ok this is weird but has nothing to do with guitars.
i had a dream, well i hope it was a dream, that i was sleeping but a noise resembling wind or compressed air being used was keeping me from getting to sleep, eventually instead of trying to sleep i decided to try to wake up and see what it was but i had the feeling i was being held down, like a big guy pushing down on my upper back so that i couldn't get up. i'm a religous guy or was at one point in my life and i was a bit scared at this point so i tried to wisper the word "jesus" and was drown out buy the noise that seemed to suddenly get louder, i tried again and louder again at this point my heart was racing about 200 bpm and i was still struggling to get up, i started reciting a prayer to saint micheal in my head as i tried a third time to say jesus and i heard a loud snarling in my ear like a large angry pitbull had attacked me there was even the sensation of hot breath on the back of my neck and as i got the words out it all disappeared. i woke up soaked in sweat and my heart was pounding. this is the second time something like that happened to me but last time it was more strange than frightening. and i have been having unusually, almost impossibly bad luck ever since.
i haven't been to church in a while but if this happens again and i don't have heart attack and die in my sleep then you will definately see me there.