bagman67
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I am without words.
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Rickgrxbass
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What. The. Hell. 
thebutcher85
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HAHAHAHA!!!!! some people just need to be cleansed from the gene pool lol
Super Turbo Deluxe Custom
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Sticks a fire cracker up his butt, is drunk, and is seeking damages because there's no handrail. Seems reasonable to me. The lesson here kids, "If you stick fireworks up your butt, there'd better be a handrail. Handrails make unsafe acts safe."
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Super Turbo Deluxe Custom said:
Exactly. Why don't people get it? I always make sure there are handrails when I feel like lighting fireworks out of my ass. I've even politely declined to put on my fireworks shows a few times, because there was no handrail. :dontknow:
bagman67
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The inserter is not the plaintiff. The plaintiff is a bystander who witnessed the inserter's actions and their results and fell off the damn deck. I figger if you.go to.a frat kegger you waive all right to be shocked by anything. But seriously...who expects even an idiot drunken frat boy to set off a bottle rocket in his own anus?
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Not to be a thread Nazi, but fireworks in butt threads go in the GAS Alert thread.
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:laughing7:Super Turbo Deluxe Custom said:
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I've been in a few drunken stupors around my fraternity brothers when I was in college and never thought of shooting a rocket out of my butt. What happened to the days when your butt was used for more wholesome pastimes, like drunken moonings?
Johnny Knoxville should know that when he does these "Jackass" movies, that, even though saying "don't try this at home," there will be some dope that will, indeed, try it at home. When it comes to resisting the urge to do stupid things, I quote one of my fraternity brothers when he bowed out of going bungee jumping off of a bridge:
"A broken rubber brought me into this world, and there's no way a broken rubber is going to take me out of it!"
Johnny Knoxville should know that when he does these "Jackass" movies, that, even though saying "don't try this at home," there will be some dope that will, indeed, try it at home. When it comes to resisting the urge to do stupid things, I quote one of my fraternity brothers when he bowed out of going bungee jumping off of a bridge:
"A broken rubber brought me into this world, and there's no way a broken rubber is going to take me out of it!"
That's ridiculous, but still better than that asshat in Florida who killed 4 people because he was driving drunk and high, and is now suing his dead victims' family because "it was totally their fault that he hit them with his car." There was a time when stupid crap like this would get laughed out of court. I kind of wish we could go back to that time.
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Regrettably, there's no automatic "if you're a douche, you pay big" button to press in the courts. But you can sue 'em back, alleging malicious prosecution, frivolous lawsuits, etc., and seek all your costs plus punitive damage. Apparently the only cure to frivolous litigation is ... more litigation.
