Seeing an American when it comes to a couple of pretty Japanese ladies reminds me of a scene from "Good Morning Vietnam:"
Adrian Cronauer: Mayday! Mayday! Dragon-Lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock! Stop the car.
Edward Garlick: I can't do that, sir.
Adrian Cronauer: Aw, Edward, you don't understand. I've been on a small Greek island with a lot of women who look like Zorba, I never thought I'd find women attractive ever again. And now that I do, you won't even turn the car around? Thanks a lot.
Edward Garlick: You have a very important meeting with the top brass...
Adrian Cronauer: -Oh, there she is again! How did she get ahead of us?
Edward Garlick: That's another person, sir.
Adrian Cronauer: She's beautiful and quick. Speed up, check her stamina. Oh my God, they're quick, they're fast, and small. Ha, ha, ha, ha! I feel like a fox in a chicken coop!
At least you go to a place where the pretty girls actually do know what they're doing. My little brother goes to a barber shop in our hometown of Appleton, WI called "Sexy Shears," where girls in Hooters-esque attire and bikini tops cut your hair. They charge you an arm and a leg, and the haricut looks like you let my daughter do it when you were napping on the couch.