"Pride?" and "Joy?" Clearly you have an affinity for America's great, old, vintage, household cleaning products!
Don't worry - we all have out own little "issues" and this one is really quite common - every time you turn on your TV some ol' gal is plotzin' her Pampers over the shine in her floor and even young,
very young, little boys develop unnatural attractions to the "bounce!" in their linens and deep-seated, perverse terror over the tragedies & heartbreak of static cling.
You are not alone!
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Only if you start naming your guitars "Muriatica" and "Thixotropia" do we have to come over and take them back.