I'm not sure which one of my "Tele's" counts as LEAST real.... :hello2:
The one with the scalloped fingerboard and the Lawrence L500XL fire-breathing dragon pickup, the... umm...
little one, or the tin-can one, which is, notably, the only one with a "real" Fender body.... in the land of TDPRI and the Steel Guitar Forum, these are known as "tele-shaped".... :toothy12: