"When the Going Gets Weird...

[Super Turbo Deluxe Custom]

Cord/Chord, I gets it.

 

[Cagey]

Gotta watch those spell-checkers close - sometimes they'll lead you down the rosy path to ruin. For instance, this passes the spell-checker without flagging a thing; that is, everything is spelled correctly...

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