Reminds me of a joke. The church decided to hold a community yardsale. The pastor's mower had recently died, it was at the very end of mowing season, and he planned to get a new mower the next season, but needed to mow a couple more times this year. A member of the congregation had an old push mower, and he decided to give it a tug to be sure it ran. The seller's son came up and asked if he could help. The pastor asked, "Does this mower run well?" The reply "Well sir, that's a cussin mower.". The pastor said "Young man, I'll have you know I've not used language like that in over 50 years!" The young man replied "Just keep pulling on that rope. It'll come back to you."
I tried to rip and glue up some hickory for a guitar amp cabinet ages ago. The stuff went into the saw fairly straight, and looked like a banana peel coming out of the other end of the saw.